If somebody threw a piece of fruit at your head in the grocery store, for no reason, would u throw a piece?

Question

of fruit back, and if so, what kind of fruit would you choose. I'd choose a pineapple.

Answer 1

Well, a watermelon wouldn't go very far, but those coconuts FLY! Yeah, I'd throw a coconut.

Answer 2

hell no,, I'd fake a contusion, and black out,, fall to the floor, awaken, have them call me an ambulance, make a complete idiotic scene, hire one of those redneck lawyers on tv, seek a chiropractor and complain about soft tissue injuries, make the grocery store pay for my groceries, milk the premise liability insurance, file a claim against the fruit thrower's home insurance, ,,, and limp out of the courthouse with my fat check eating a banana.......

Answer 3

Of course. I'd throw 128 ounce Pepsi bottles.

Answer 4

Lol yes I would. I'd throw an orange. I can get a nice grip and throw it pretty hard.

Answer 5

Of course, I would throw the watermelon that I'm sure is the closest to being rotten at him/her.

Answer 6

I would ask them what the heck they were doing and if they did it again i would throw an egg plant at them and see how they liked now!!

Answer 7

i dey meant to do it on purpose den i would i would probably throw a grape o sumtin small but if it wuz by mistake i would jus give em a bad stare lol

Answer 8

I'd choose a cantaloupe --- full steam throw it smack in the forehead of my arch enemy

Answer 9

No, I'd find the kitchen knives on sale and throw those instead...

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Answer 10

yeah I would throw a cantaloupe at them or a tomato