good "bad" lines to make someone laugh?? read details?

Question

ok, so, in the movie, kill bill vol. 1, oren ishii goes "anyone that brings up my chinese or american heritage in a negative is, i collect ur f-ucking head, just like this f-ucker here. ---THIS IS SOOO FUNNY!!!! now that u understand my humor, whether u agree w/ it or not (see the movie or download the soundtrack and u'll laugh), are there are other lines like this?????(meaning it has swear words in it or is REALLY funny and is a threat) ok, i bet it sounds weird, but PLEASE HELP

id appreciate it, haha, please, thx

Answer 1

http://www.rivalquest.com/filmlingo/quotes.html