Will the good lord be upset?
2006-10-24 10:25:07 · 18 answers · asked by Husker 3 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
just say "the spirit moved me"
2006-10-24 10:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The flatulence helps to magnify the sun's rays entering from the stained glass windows, which, in turn, heats up the church. People then begin to take off their jackets which, as a consequence, circulates the air throughout the church. When the gas is evenly distributed, nobody will know of its origin. Therefore you will be safe from prosecution, and will not need to leave or feel embarrassed by your actions. Just a theory though. In all seriousness, you should probably just go to the bathroom and let nature run its course.
2006-10-24 10:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you can, then do stop. Have you tried any gas control medications? there are some over the counter ones like bean-o and gasx. If nothing helps, then at least try to sit away from other people so you don't disrupt them with the sound or smell.
2006-10-24 10:35:43 · answer #3 · answered by FrederickS 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are asked to stop passing gas in church, pass a joint instead.
2006-10-24 10:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by pixilated 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm thinking he's not gonna be real proud of ya ol boy! Tell me you're kidding.....not even a moron would pass loud, obnoxious gas in a church. You need to brush up on your manners and your SBD's, try squeezin...that's what girls do.
2006-10-24 10:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi ,, the Lord might not be near as upset as the people in the conregation will be... Make um,,, SBD's.. and no one will know...hahaha,,, that is Silent but Deadly !!!!!
good luck
2006-10-24 10:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by eejonesaux 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Good Lord doesn't care, and anyone who does is not being Christian.
Tell them to f... off
2006-10-24 10:33:21 · answer #7 · answered by lowflyer1 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stop passing gas
2006-10-24 12:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by Wayne A 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stop passing gas in church...
2006-10-24 10:32:55 · answer #9 · answered by Lexy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
leave pass gas and come back
2006-10-24 10:33:38 · answer #10 · answered by BABY J 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋