Your mamma sooooo.....
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2006-10-24 10:15:54 · 17 answers · asked by coopchic 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yo mamma is so ugly she makes a blind kid cry.
yo mamma so fat, when she wear a X-files t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
yo mamma so stupid, she got locked up in the super market and sterved to death
Yo Mamma's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mamma so fat that when she gets lost people have to use all 4 sides of the milk carton
Yo mamma is so short when she walks in public she has to hold up a sign, please dont spit cant swim
Yo mamma is so old her birth certificate says expired
Yo mamma is so dumb she put a stamp on a fax
2006-10-24 10:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by nanners040477 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
2006-10-24 10:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by Don't get me started 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
uh theres this comic tale i develop into informed bout 2 years in the past, made me chuckle a lot, no longer particular why. i develop into giggling for hours. haha i do everytime i imagine of it 'what do penguins devour?' 'iceburgers' wasnt till the authentic of very last 3 hundred and sixty 5 days that i understood it. i didnt get the punn 'iceburger' is like 'iceberg' bit i concept they basically meant frozen burgers, reason penguins stay contained in the chilly BQ- nothin
2016-10-16 06:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama's so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school...there was No history class!
she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
she even made Yoda jealous.
she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
2006-10-24 10:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by Marie F 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo' Mama's so Black, that when the cops shot their guns at her, the bullets had to come back for flashlights!
Yo Mama's so scary, that she's the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse: Pestilence, Famine, War, Death, and Yo' Mama!
2006-10-24 10:23:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
These ones are pretty dumb but i laughed when i heard them
YO MAMMA SO DUMB SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE
YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE FELL UP THE STAIRS
2006-10-24 10:24:43 · answer #6 · answered by tkay. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your mamma is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout taxi!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Your mamma is so fat that when she lies around the hose, SHE LIES AROUND THE HOUSE!
i dont mean thes jokes in any way but they sound funny
2006-10-24 10:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
Yo Momma is so ugly that her birth certificate was a written apology from the condum company!
Yo Momma is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face and her as* and said, "Look you have twins!"
Yo momma is so fat she dosent have lint in her belly button SHE HAS A SWEATER!!!
2006-10-24 10:18:23 · answer #8 · answered by Adamgenius 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
your mamma's soo ugly she couldn't get a date in a man's prison with a handfulof pardons.
2006-10-24 10:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by ♥mommy of 4♥ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You mama is so fat , when she sits around the house....she sits AROUND the house!!!
Yo mama is so fat her portrait fell off the wall!!!
Yo mama is so ugly they had to tie a pork chop round her neck so the dog would play with her!!!
Yo mamas so fat she beeps when she walks backwards!!!!
2006-10-24 10:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋