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complete this sentance Life is like a box of chocolates.
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A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a Peanut Butter Cup or an English Toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box... filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

2006-10-24 09:43:54 · 6 answers · asked by Doctor Cornbread 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

6 answers

Yours isn't creative. It's plagiarized word for word from an X-Files episode.

2006-10-24 09:49:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Life is like a box of chocolates. You have to attack it aggressively or you'll just be left with all of the mucousy crud.

2006-10-24 16:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Life is like a box of chocolates....you gotta poke 'em all until you can find one without nuts.

2006-10-24 16:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by johnny come - lately, esq. 2 · 0 0

I only looked to see your answers but I feel I owe you.
Chocolates , you gotta be in the mood for, somedays you want one and somedays you just cant stomache the thought of it, sometimes its not what you thought it was gonna be.

2006-10-24 16:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by pixilated 3 · 0 0

You never know what you'll get next, but the more you go through it, the more weight you gain.

2006-10-24 16:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Funchy 6 · 1 0

You never know what you might get...

2006-10-24 16:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by red9 3 · 0 0

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