What is your favourite funny line out of a film ever?and why?

Answer 1

SEDAGIVE!? From "Young Frankenstien"

and moments later "Who's brain did I put in?"
"Abby, something or other"
"Abby who?"
"Abby normal"

Answer 2

It has to be:
'But one thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody's responsible. '
From Edward D. Wood Jr.'s 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. It has to be the most pointless and stupid line in cinematic history. Just think about it for a second - the man was a moron.
The film is worth watching if you like bad cinema as is the Tim Burton biopic about the director 'Ed Wood'.

Answer 3

The film "Miller's Crossing" by the Coen brothers was full of funny lines, which is quite unusual for such a grim film. In the part where J. E. Freeman invaded Marcia Gay Harden's room, two armed men came rushing in to rescue her. Freeman shot them both, killing one and wounding the other. He asked the wounded man, "Leo sent you?" The wounded man answered, "Yeah, he told me to keep her out of trouble." Freeman said, "Well you did a real bang-up job! I'll be sure to tell him. By the way, where is Leo?" The wounded man asked, "How do I know that if I tell you, you won't kill me anyway?" Freeman answered, "Because if you told me, and I killed you, and it turned out you were lying I wouldn't get to kill you then!"

Answer 4

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Answer 5

The Big Lebowski where Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) is ragging on Walter (John Goodman) for maintaining a Jewish identity despite being divorced from the woman who made him convert:

L:You're living in the past...

W: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses down to Sandie Colfax... YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I'M LIVING IN THE PAST!

Brilliantly delivered, always raises a smile.

Answer 6

Most of 'Withnail and I' makes me laugh till I pass out, but particularly the bit where there's a rat in the kitchen, and Withnail is going after it with a manic, wild look in his eye, and he says:

'The f*cker will rue the day!'

Classic. Except it doesn't sound funny when you write it down. Weird.

Answer 7

Muppet's Christmas Carole with Micheal Caine as Scrooge, when Kermit complains it's cold and asks to put coal on the fire and Cain threatens him with sack, Kermit then begins to sing
"Heatwave"
Another one is Pretty women, when Julia Roberts goes back into the shop loaded with bags and announces
"Mistake! BIG mistake"

Answer 8

"it's good to be the king!" Mel Brooks - History of the World, Part One. "Fagala??" Mel Brooks - Robin Hood Men in Tights.

Pretty much anything Mel Brooks - he has the most incredible sense of humor & his timing & delivery are perfect!!! I don't care how many times I've watched his movies, if one is on, I'm gonna sit down & watch him again!!! Long Live Mel Brooks!!!

Answer 9

For no reason at all but it sticks out in my head-

"Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that." (Zoolander)

Answer 10

Birdman: Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Zoltar: I don't like you NOW.
Moltar: Mwahahaha....

Funniest, lines, ever.

Just because they're so ridiculously obvious and yet completely well placed.

Watch Space Ghost, Coast to Coast. This is from the episode where Birdman was auditioning for the show.

Answer 11

From There's Something About Mary:

Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?

Franks and Beans.. Franks and Beans...

hurts just thinking about that scene..lol