I need yo mama jokes cause at school i like to get jokes
2006-10-24 07:24:05 · 8 answers · asked by d dddawg 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
your mama is so fat she has her own zip code.........
2006-10-24 07:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know this is about the person but it got "yo mama" in it.
You so ugly "yo mama" got morning sickness after you was born.
Yo mama so ugly when you guys went to the zoo you bought her some candy and the zoo keeper told you "the sign says no feeding the monkeys"
yo mama so ugly everytime her mom sees her she says to her dad, " I should have just given you head".
Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mom feed her with a slingshot.
I loved yo mama in that movie... Planet of the Apes
2006-10-24 07:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by trinigirl23 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat that when she was on channel 2 we also saw her on 4and 6.
2006-10-25 01:54:29 · answer #3 · answered by smitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo momma ugly she entered an ugly contest and they kicked her out and said no professionals allowed.
yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.
yo momma is so ugly when she was giving birth the doctor told her to open her mouth and push.
yo momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean the whales started singin we are family, even though ur bigger then me...
yo momma is so crossed eyed her husband divorced her for seeing guys on the side.
yo momma so fat I jogged around your momma and got lost.
yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
yo momma's nose is so big you can play bowling with her boogers
yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell
yo momma so ugly she make micheal jackson look like brad pitt
Yo mama is so fat she tripped over Kmart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed right on Target.
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of my TV, I missed 2 episodes.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace came and pushed her in.
2006-10-24 07:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by cecilia m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so old she dreams in black and white.
2006-10-24 07:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2006-10-24 07:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by medical student 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe Medical Student got way to much time on her hands!!! Some of those were funny! LOL
2006-10-24 07:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo motha is so stupid and slutty, she had sex with a gravestone because it said erected on it.
2006-10-24 07:31:49 · answer #8 · answered by bob john 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋