Come on who in their right mind would want to be a shirtlifter when you have to wake up every morning to elton john or jimmy sommerville, graeme norton or anyone other. Their are absolutely no good looking buffties, so how are straights meant to turn. Ha ha ha give me Kelly Brook, Charlise Theron or any other honey rather than this ugly shower. Surely all future queer weddings should be held behind closed doors with no photographers, and the wedding night cottaging in a public toilet should be in the dark.
2006-10-24 07:16:44 · 9 answers · asked by kjasfalf f 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
I know one person who can relate to your thinking....your girlfriend, can you imagine what the poor woman has to go through waking up to your ugly mug daily.
you never know after shagging an irritating f#*ker like you, she is probable thinking "give me kelly brook, charlise Theron or anyone else rather than this ugly b#@stard"
2006-10-25 10:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder. One man's meat is another man's poison etc. Just be grateful it's not compulsory
2006-10-24 14:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by jammers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You behind the no face question are an idoit!!Get a life.I bet you don't even have a woman or going to get one!!
2006-10-24 14:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Evidently you haven't been invited to the right weddings.
With your hate-spewing attitude, I don't wonder.
2006-10-24 14:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear I think you are going to get some flack with this one
2006-10-24 14:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sh.tshifters don't have to look at here partners face when they are bu-min
2006-10-24 16:50:38 · answer #6 · answered by ste53 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing YOU can't hide.
Is when you're crippled inside.
2006-10-24 14:33:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shut up, you stupid pr*ck.
2006-10-24 14:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Glenn 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-24 16:05:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋