Everything else has them.
2006-10-24 06:56:37 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
As soon as someone in America injures themselves with it and files a lawsuit, not only will they have instructions, they'll have a warning as well. It's going to happen!
2006-10-24 06:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by John P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The use of toilet paper is something that is taught to people by their parents. Anyone who has ever seen Demolition Man knows how funny it is when someone from outside a culture (or time as it would be) goes into the bathroom and doesn't know how to use their toilet paper (or the three shells... :) )
2006-10-24 07:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by endigo20012 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who in there right mind needs instructions for toilet paper ,isn't it obvious what you do with it whats the world coming to
2006-10-24 06:59:17 · answer #3 · answered by charlie ob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop buying cheap paper - the expensive stuff does! IN fact some brands even have the instructions printed on each sheet especially for stupid people, or people who never change the roll, so never see the instructions on the packaging.
2006-10-24 06:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It does! You're buying the wrong kind. Next time you're in the Supermarket just ask one of the staff there for the toilet paper that comes with instructions.
They'll take good care of you
2006-10-25 02:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There should be a book written : Toilet Paper for Dummies! You know the Series!
2006-10-25 07:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by pooterilgatto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be interesting...
How many sheets do you think they would recommend for a pee or a poo?
Maybe it would go like this:
Luxury toilet paper users:
For a number one, remove four sheets of paper and apply to posterior. For a number two, use 10 sheets and apply as above.
Normal toilet paper users:
For a number one use 6 sheets of paper and apply to posterior. For a number two use 15 sheets as above.
If you have ultra economy paper (the waxed stuff like I used to have at school):
Give up and use your shirt sleeve cos this aint gonna absorb anything!!!
2006-10-24 07:08:56 · answer #7 · answered by sammi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you need instructions??
That said, why do some products have really stupid instructions like after the cooking instructions on a micro-wave meal, it says "caution: product will be hot!"
and
My dog had to take tablets, and the instructions said "caution: this product can cause drowsiness, do not drive or operate heavy machinery" - what's that all about??
2006-10-24 06:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once asked a room full of people which hand they wiped their bottom with. Most said they used the right hand and I told them I was surprised that none used toilet paper like me.
2006-10-24 07:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need instructions? I thought everyone knew where their backside was.
I think the instructions are 1 for the front, 1 for the back and 1 to polish. So you got that? 3 sheets does it, I am told.
2006-10-24 07:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋