Wat kind of slang words do u lot use??

Question

wat kind of slang words do u lot use and wot dus it mean... jus curious??
eg. skeeen means ok
jam means calm down ect...

Answer 1

mare - contraction of nightmare i.e. 'he's having a mare!' or 'what a mare of a day i've had'
prickmoron - that's what i call people that get in my way
ai - like, ai, man
alreet - alright
wee - small
goon = goon

do swear words count as slang? i use them a lot

Answer 2

Try some London Cockney/Police/Criminals Slang: Translation below:

What’s He On About?………….’

The Peterman said to the Pavement Artist,
‘Jump into the Wheels, ‘cause I need an Assist’.
He offered some Smoke, to have a quick Drag,
But it wasn’t tobacco, nor was it a fa*g.

‘I’ve got loads of Hot Tom, from a Caper I done, .
The Old Bill got a Brief, and my Gaff has been Spun,
I offered a Good Drink, but they asked a Long One,
The Gaffer’s a gent, but the Skipper is Scum’.

‘I’d come down the Drag, just got off a bus,
They threatened to Nick me, and give me a Suss,
But lucky for me the Old Trouble came by,
So I stuck the Hot Tom, straight into her Sky’.

‘Old Bill did his Nut, he near Chinned me straight up,
They called a Jam Sandwich and stuck on a cuff,
Then down to the Factory, where I got a hard time,
They nicked my gold Kettle - they called it a fine’.

‘To Square up completely, will cost me two Grand,
If I let them have it, I’ll know where I stand,
So if you’ll oblige me, let me have a draw,
This whole bloody business will not have a flaw’.

The Artist sat back, and let out a long sigh,
‘Now why should I help you, one good reason why,
When I was in Stir, you’d not lend me no Snout,
Not one single smoke, ‘till the day I got out’.

They parted and left, both went their own way,
The Peterman wonders, right up to this day,
How Bill found the Tom and the Shooter as well, .
Never knew ‘twas the Artist, who gave them the Bell.

So beware what you say, when you’re smoking that Grass,
Or you’ll spend a few winters, in a Dell on your ar*se,
Yes five long years Stretch, in Stir is a hell,
So look after your cellmate, and he’ll never tell.

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Peterman: (Saltpeter) Explosives burglar: Pavement Artist - Street Robber: Wheels - car. Assist - help. Smoke/drag - cigarette. Hot Tom (tomfoolery) - stolen jewellery. Caper - job. Old Bill - police. Brief - search warrant. Gaff - house/home. Spun - searched. Good Drink - Bribe. Long One - a thousand pounds. Gaffer - boss. Skipper - sergeant. Scum - filth.
Drag - road. Nick - arrest. Suss - a fit-up. Old trouble (trouble and strife) - wife. Sky (sky-rocket) - pocket. Did his nut - lost his temper. Chinned - punched. Jam Sandwich - Police Area Car. Factory - police station. Kettle - watch. Grand - thousand pounds. Draw - a loan. Stir - prison. Snout - tobacco. Shooter - gun. Bell - phone call. Grass - cannabis. Dell (Dinkley dell) - cell. Stretch - sentence. -----------------------

Answer 3

cawie means that thing ie look at that cawie
gadjee means a male person ie eyup gadjee means hello mate
rank means nasty
ding raaaaf means idot
charva is a person
i.e. eyup look at that ding raaaf charva with that cowie on thats proper rank is that
hey look at that person with (item of anthing on ) that is really nasty isnt it

Answer 4

I think Kasabian's slang term for great is good, which is "Empire".

Answer 5

The average one like "cool" "innit" "numbnuts" "gay" I also like to use "nipple-nut" "dipsh*t" "buck-nut" "toss-pot" "a*rse-wipe". Oh there are so many, lots of which I cannot post.

Answer 6

when i feel sexy - donkey raping sh*t eater.

when im angry - oh poo poo bum.

when im happy - dis shiznit is sukin me mamas balls dog!

and a good word for juxtapose (slang) i use - your mutha sells gravy to leopards innit?

Answer 7

I say she is going ape sh it when my girlfiend starts bitchn at me
And I use Ya'll way to much

Answer 8

i try and avoid the use of slang as a professional healthcare worker i don't think it is appropriate to use it and i have seen some young children write English essays as though they are speaking to their friends and we should be doing everything we can to stop it.

Answer 9

i dont but im gonna watch this question for the answers peeps give .im curious too

Answer 10

monkey balls when i am upset

bastard when someone pisses me off

fart fenugger when someone is ridiculous

my lover when i like them