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You could get arrested for spanking your monkey in public, so remember to do that in the privacy of your own home....
I agree that if he saw you choking your chicken, he might behave better.

2006-10-24 07:01:10 · answer #1 · answered by thesharklady1 2 · 2 0

When there is someone around to pet the monkey its fine , when 2 monkeys play together is better. Sometimes a monkey is all alone and just needs to be spanked !

2016-05-22 07:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should never ever hit a monkey. Monkey's tend to get much more aggressive as they age, epecially if it is a Male. The more you hit it the more aggressive it will get. If you have a cage such as a large dog crate try crating it when it misbehaves. What is it doing that you consider it misbehaving?

2006-10-24 06:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by miamac49616 4 · 0 1

Hello. Why are you spanking instead of training. Learn to distract them from the bad behavior. Reward them with good behavior. Remember, their brain is very intelligent. Treat your monkey as you would a small child learning manners.

Best wishes.

2006-10-24 06:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by makeitright 6 · 0 1

You could go and choke your chicken instead. Slapping your salami is also a good choice. After seeing that, the monkey mave choose to behave.

2006-10-24 06:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by ARE YOUR NEWFS GELLIN'? 7 · 0 0

I don't believe in spanking animals at all. You shouldn't be spanking your pet, but rather reward it for good behaviour, and show it other options, beside misbehaving.
Best of luck-

2006-10-24 14:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by kimi9494 2 · 0 1

Anytime you spank your monkey OR choke your chicken...God kills a kitten.

2006-10-24 09:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Meaghan 2 · 0 0

Twist it to the left. That always works.

2006-10-24 06:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

CHOKE IT unconscious into submission

2006-10-24 07:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well u should of dated him before getting married

2006-10-24 06:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by jmol72001 2 · 0 1

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