What are some good ways to stalk someone???

Question

I’m new at the whole stalking business...any tips...people!!

Answer 1

I'm standing right outside your window now!

Answer 2

:)ok sense yuou wish to go to jail here goes.:). It is illegal you know.
First know their name, address, phone number, work place. Or find them. If they are famouse people such as actresses or actors or politicians you would have more trouble.
Follow them though newspapers, and tv sources to find out more abolut them and when you'll likely have a good chance of meeting them.
If you don't know where they live you can go downto the City or County govt. building and find out where they own property.
There are some sites which for a fee will give you their phone number, and address unless it's ulti secret.
But once you locate where they are gooing to be for a certain time and date you can follow them from there and locate eventually their address.
YOu can locate many actresses or actors by reading about them. ot the 50 million dollar hluse they just brought.
You follow them enough and you'll locate their addres. If you have enough money you casn bribe soemone to give you that information(this information is only costing you 3 grand:).
You need a good fast car, and plenty o fmoney as your sickenns progresses and all you wan to to do is stalk and pretend so you can't work.
The next problem is what are you going to do with them once you find them?
You are facing up to 5 years in jail trying to locate their address, and phone numbers, and following them constantly, and trsspassing on their property. So what now? do you go for 10 years and break in on them or maybe get shot in trying?Yuor best time and money is spent in going to school, taking acting courses and tryuing to become one of them rather than stalking them.
Another thing is once yuou confront them what next. you'll eiothe rbe turned down, arrested, or told they don't want you. or
They might decide to keep you, and actresses and actors are not what you se on the outsid eof the screen. They have the same problem you do. The same illnesses.
I bet one of them is stalking you right now.
You could be having unwanmted sex with Danny DeVitto before midnight:).

Answer 3

Follow them everywhere, stand outside their house, show up at weird times, go through their trash. I've never stalked anyone before, but I've been stalked a couple of times in the past.

Answer 4

I would first invest in a good set of dogs.

Are you trying to take your quarry alive? If so, i recommend you acquire a taser and a good net.

If not, then either a shotgun or grenade launcher would be ideal for the novice stalker (not so much aiming required, you understand).

And don't forget the hat! (Think "Sherlock Holmes".)

Answer 5

I dont know either Ive been stalking a couple people and they dont even know I exist

Answer 6

They could tell you but then you would find out that they were actually stalking you.

Answer 7

Call your local police department and let them know that you are a stalker and would like to shadow some of their surveillance techniques. They'll be glad to invite you in.

Answer 8

I am to that's why I am stalking everyone's fav person

Answer 9

Ask Not George shes had a couple

Answer 10

I've never stalked anyone either...come on Fev!! Let's go stalkin'!!!