I have always wondered about this, is it possible there is actually an answer?
2006-10-24 05:37:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
It all depends on why he is chucking it. If he is in a wood chucking contest the I would imagine he would throw it as far as he can. If he is just goofing around, probably not all that far. If he is trying to protect his house and family, very far with accuracy. If the wind is to his back, even farther. It also depends on the size of the wood.
My woodchuck can throw an average piece of wood 18 feet. So my answer is 18 feet.
2006-10-24 06:14:58 · answer #1 · answered by santo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-24 12:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by hess_man31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None, you answered your question all ready. A woodchuck couldn't chuck wood. You said what if he could, implying that he couldn't chuck any wood to begin with.
2006-10-24 12:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by The infamous bongblaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood.
2006-10-24 12:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by yolkyolk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is: why would he want to chuck the wood in the first place and how would he feel about it if he did?
2006-10-24 12:46:23 · answer #5 · answered by Suedoenimm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as a woodchuck can chuck wood.. But that is if a wood chunck CAN chuck wood!
Enjoy!
2006-10-24 12:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Ouzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood......
But he can't, so just drop it DAMN IT!
2006-10-24 12:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by polli_d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive always assumed it would be a lot... if I could chuck wood I know I'd chuck it all the time...
2006-10-24 12:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by MRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
42. 42 pieces of wood.
2006-10-24 13:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by spewing_originality 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe the answer lies in the further question....
How ground can a groundhop grind if a groundhog
could grind ground????
2006-10-24 12:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by jimbo_wizard 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋