2006-10-24 04:21:01 · 31 answers · asked by JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
And then make sure to ask her if she wants a moustache ride at really inappropriate moments.
She's in the can...you wait for her at the door when she comes out and ask her. She's just told you her uncle has cancer, you ask her. I guarantee a hilarious look on her face...and possibly a minor injury to you. But hey, it's worth it right? OK maybe not...
2006-10-24 05:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol... don't you love how some people get all serious and offended by your question? Jimbo, speaking as your official hobag, I'm here to tell you that you should, by all means, grow one of those reeeeeaaaaaaally long beards and then make the mustache stick out horizontally and curl up at the ends like captain hook.... Then walk around, hobbling on a pretend peg leg, while saying, "ARRRR Ye Scurvy ship rat... go and fetch me some ale.... ARRRR"
2006-10-24 14:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by C is me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
grow a mustache only if YOU want a mustache
(although a big gay mustache would probably annoy most everyone)
2006-10-24 11:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure go ahead!!! Mustaches are hot and very handy...they could be used to save all sorts of things 7 days old milk, to tickle people, or win a hands tied picking contest!!
2006-10-24 11:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by Fia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure with or without a mustache you're still annoying.
2006-10-24 12:03:42 · answer #5 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. A handlebar mustache....with tiny jingle bells hanging from the sides.
2006-10-24 11:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt know mustaches had sexual orientation. Unless you mean those cheesy 70s gay porn star mustaches then I say go for it.
2006-10-24 11:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by J D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're going out of your way to annoy your girlfriend, do you both a favor and break up with each other.
2006-10-24 11:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by hoorayfortacos 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that would be a charming idea. Get some assless chaps to make the look complete.
Accessories make the man.
For some cunning ideas
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2006-10-24 14:36:09 · answer #9 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch out for the Velcro Effect going on when going South...
It is tough to explain to paramedics if nothing else!
2006-10-24 12:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋