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- AY! I'll kick you in the NUUUUUUUUTTTTSSS!" Or AY! You shut up or I'll Kick You sqa In Da Nuts!!!!
- Gah dahm hippie
- But Meeehhhhmmm! ('Mom')
- Suck my balls!

2006-10-24 08:04:08 · answer #1 · answered by Propeller Boy 3 · 0 0

Anything from last weeks episode!! Cartman was made hall monitor and he morphs into Dog the Bounty Hunter and he was doing the opening credits from the show just like they do it on the real show. And then he was trying to explain how sex works. I cant remember the actual words but it was something about peeing in a woman or peeing on her leg. CARTMAN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

2006-10-24 10:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by lucygoosy2004 5 · 0 0

I loved it when they were dressed up in Lords of The Rings costumes and they were walking down the street, Cartman wearing his Gandolf wizard costume, and they see a bunch of kids dressed up in Harry Potter costumes and looks at them and Kyle asks "What are you guys playing?" and they respond "We're playing Harry Potter" then Cartman says "Ha... f*gs!" And walks away. I cry laughing so hard each time.

2006-10-24 10:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd have 2 say he killed Scott Tenorman's parents & made him eat them.......and the time he jumped on Stan cuz he got Ants In The Pants as a gift!!! :) LOL. I love South Park & Cartman's my favorite character!!

2006-10-24 10:21:25 · answer #4 · answered by lakersfan_4life1 2 · 0 0

We have to choose one!!!!!????? O.K. I'll put a vote out for when it was Stan's birthday at the mexican restaurant and he wasn't invited to go but Stan said if for any reason Butters couldn't go he could take his place. So day of party Cartman tells Butters its end of world and he has to repopulate earth by himself, shoves him down in the bombshelter for like 3 days then......well ya'll know the rest!!!!!!

2006-10-24 10:36:40 · answer #5 · answered by des 3 · 0 0

SO MANY THINGS, cartman is so funny. One s when the jewish guys cousin came, and couldnt concentrate. he recommended he go to a concentration camp

2006-10-24 10:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the new "Make love not warcraft" he says to one kid

"Hey if you could go back in time and kill Hitler wouldnt you do it?

I personally wouldt cause I think he rocked but you would ,wouldnt you"

lol pure class.be thankfull for Southpark and its ability to mock everything:)

2006-10-24 10:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

"Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Or, perhaps even better,

"Ahhhhhhhhm say-ling awaaaaaaaaaaay. Chart an open course to the virgin seaaaaaaaaaa..."

Cartman doing Styx - can it get any better?

2006-10-24 10:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by PosseComitatus 2 · 0 0

the one where he is sat in class and mr Garisson asked him what he said so he grabbed a microphone and repeated it, saying Mr Garisson at the end. had that on my mobile for ages.
or the one where 'you cant say the f word in school, what Jew?, not F**K, why the f**k not, F**k F**kedy F**K F**K F**K'. made me cry with laughing.

2006-10-24 10:23:07 · answer #9 · answered by Roo 3 · 0 0

eat the chicken skin on a bucket and put the skinless pieces back for the others

2006-10-24 10:16:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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