I was ill and doing orange sh1t, what did i have?

Question

This is a bit rank, sorry.

I had a ‘small’ hangover like grogginess in the morning (didn’t have a drink the night before). But by midday I felt like sh1t. I went home and was sick, twice, went to be about 5ish and then work up about 10ish feeling much better.

The only thing was all the muscles from my waist to my knees were rock solid (it hurt more than feeling, or being sick).

I shat water the next day and then done orange sh1ts. ORANGE?? What’s that about? They had no structure to them, like a cow-pat.

I’m Ok now, have the regular stools back now, lots of shape and they slide out.

Answer 1

thanks for the indepth analysis of ur numbers 2s!!
Sounds like you had some kind of 24 hour virus! i wouldnt worry too much!

Stay off the Terrys Chocolate organge though :)

Answer 2

another case of diarhea, its normal for me Im lactose intolerant yet I consume dairy products, normally yout body is sensing temporaily food poisoning when you didnt heat any thing properly or eat too much of a bad stuff also the reason why is orange its lack of water or vitamin C.

Answer 3

Let this be a lesson for ya never to eat industrial size stale cheetos again ok m8?

Answer 4

Too much Tango??? If you're relying on "Dr Yahoo" to give you a serious answer, then you're gonna be waiting a long time!!!

Answer 5

sounds like your liver & pancreas are infected or damaged. go to the doctor! Doh.

Answer 6

ORANGE, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
you sound like your an Alien,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Answer 7

Dont buy any long playing records

Answer 8

just dring a lot of water mixed with a bit suger and salt.

Answer 9

One too many Berocca's?

Answer 10

JAFFAITUS..... see www.unitedbiscuits.com/