2006-10-24 02:33:53 · 12 answers · asked by lakersfan_4life1 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
yo momma so dumb i said its chilly outside she went got a bowl and spoon
2006-10-24 02:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by jumiboo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's got 3 legs and walks in a circle.
2006-10-24 09:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by stymie1970 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so fat that when she walked in front of the tv I missed 2 episodes love that one lol
2006-10-24 09:36:09 · answer #3 · answered by Izzy king 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw this on the web. Yo mamma is like a Big Mac, fat, greasy, and only 1 dollar!
2006-10-24 09:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so stupid she trips over a cordless phone
2006-10-24 09:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so old, she saw the passion of the christ live.
2006-10-24 09:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by darthcrazy1111 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lakersfan, you need to be more specific on the direction the joke should go. You may contact me through my profile and give let me have one from you as sample, then the deal is on. Cheers!
2006-10-24 09:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by mykemejeje 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
yo mama so fat if she wore a malcom x jacket helicopters would try to land on her.
you mama so fat she got her own zip code.
2006-10-24 09:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's a couple of thousand:
http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/
2006-10-24 09:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll go with Answer #2.
2006-10-24 09:49:57 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋