I have a problem at work.. Please help?

Question

I keep farting at my cubicle and the smell is getting so bad it is making my eyes as well as everyone else's around me water.. What should I do??

Answer 1

walk next to someone else's cubicle and fart then run back to yours.

Answer 2

Stop eating cheese or at least cutting it at work. Try going for a smoke breat but in your case it will be a fart fest and make sure it is outside where the smell can vaporized into the atmosphere. Seriously change your diet, something is just not agreeing with you.

Answer 3

Get an outdoors job, preferably one where you work alone, like the guy who sits in those watch towers looking for forest fires (unless your gas is of such volume that it might be flamable in which case you might cause more forest fires than you'll prevent).

Answer 4

obviously you either like the stink permeating around you and/or the hate vibes from your coworkers.
why don't you build a big tent for yourself (with the blankie off your bed) and stew in your own self all day?
if you bring your pillow case you won't even have to go to the toilet all day!

Answer 5

Hire your mother to come take deep breaths by your *** every time you fart so no one will have to smell your nasty gas.

Answer 6

Check these out! They're a hoot!

http://www.under-tec.com/index.php

Answer 7

one word - beano.
everyday.
or you could run to the bathroom to let it rip each time, but that's a lot of legwork if the b/r if far away!

Answer 8

Wrong forum

Answer 9

Really into bathroom "humor" today, eh? How OLD are you? to answer your "question", I'd get a cork.

Answer 10

go to the roof of your building and jump