2006-10-24 01:39:59 · 10 answers · asked by Shiraz!! 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
We start each day thinking who can we report on Yahoo Answers and get kicked off today.
We also think about our gay dads and what plastic surgery we will have next.
2006-10-24 02:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by Idonta Feelwell M.D. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I dont think so, I think, well this is what I do, if I dont have to work that day, like today, I wake up, go pee, make some coffee.
Must have coffee, I then turn on Fox News because humor is good in the morning ya know? Shake my head in disgust at their conservatively biased slant, stare in amazement at how stupid that chick in the morning comes across...
Then I send out an email telling my liberals friends what we are going to be thinking for the day. Then around noonish we take a nap, we are liberal so therefor very lazy ya know...
Mid afternoon we send out another memo for the orgy that night.
2006-10-24 10:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by stephaniemariewalksonwater 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. I'm a liberal and I start my day with prayer, meditation, and reading a couple verses from the Bible. I ask God, among other things to help me be honest, kind, and compassionate.
2006-10-24 13:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by wyldfyr 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, They are liberals, not conservatives!
Conservative start their day with the latest spin report, followed by talking points, then coffee!
2006-10-24 08:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anarchy99 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Stories... you mean like the one about Iraq having WMD?
2006-10-24 08:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stories?
Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity tell stories.
Wake up fool!
2006-10-24 08:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Zhivago 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Bill Clinton always enjoyed fooling the big city hicks that voted for him.
Clinton always did: "one big lie a day".
Gore tried it, but wasn't smart enough to pull it off.
2006-10-24 08:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Yes and we call all our contacts in the liberal cells to corroborate and coordinate tomorrows stories. they get telexed all across the world. its a vast conspiracy bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .
2006-10-24 08:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by planksheer 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no they listen to rob rheiner for a little while before they start the stories
2006-10-24 08:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Damn! You caught us!
2006-10-24 09:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋