Who can speak Vietnamese?

Question

I need a few lines translated into vietnamese. It would be good if you could do it, but better if you found a translation internet site.
(These lines are pranks for my math teacher :P

-Hi Mrs. Lee
-Cars taste like chicken
-Purple cheese turkey crackers
-I like computers with edible claws

Answer 1

I only learned enough during the Viet Nam War to tell them to get out "di di".

Answer 2

hahahahaha......I could translate into Croatian,but not Vietnamese.