What is your favorite funny movie quote?
2006-10-24 00:29:35 · 14 answers · asked by Woo S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I have a couple:
"No more rhymes now - I mean it ! Anybody want a peanut.”
-The Princess Bride
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
-What about Bob
2006-10-24 00:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
2006-10-24 08:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by P4S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From the fisher king...
We can't go there tonight!
From Rush Hour
that's not a cigarette...that's cigaweed
House Party:
Boy I shoulda KNOW you were here. I saw the drippings in the driveway. With hair like that you betta not NEVA turn to crime. Police want to find you all they gotta do is just follow the drip follow the drip
and by far:
anything Color Purple
2006-10-24 11:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by YaskY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Crocodile Dundee when they try to stop the girl taking a photo of the Aborigines and she asks if they believe it will steal their soul. The reply is, "No, the lens cap is still on!"
From "Truly, Madly. Deeply"..."I really, truly, madly. passionately, remarkably, deliciously....juicily love you!"
2 from Dolores Claibourne... "The last time you were sorry was when you had to use a pay toilet and the string on your pet dime broke"
"Sometimes you have to be a high-riding ***** to survive. Sometimes being a ***** is all a woman has to hold on to."
Congrats. on the question, i could keep answering it for ever!!!
2006-10-24 07:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by bellydancer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Big Lebowski after Walter has just pulled a gun on Smokey in the bowling tournament.
Walter: Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole.
One line amongst many...
2006-10-24 11:04:14 · answer #5 · answered by jake_cocktail 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Shes Trying to Scramble my Brain" - Scary movie 3
2006-10-24 07:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by devsmash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Im having an old friend for dinner." - Hannibal Lector (closing scene of Silence of the Lambs)
2006-10-24 07:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by empangeniguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb and Dumber "I like it a -lllll -ot!
or,
anything from "Back to School" with Rodney Dangerfield
2006-10-24 07:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"who do i look like blackie chan" money talks
"its good to be the king" the history of the world pt1
2006-10-24 07:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....'he who dies with the most toys wins'..... I can't remember the name of the movie but Sean Penn was in it.
2006-10-24 07:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by suziewong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋