Here's what it is. Me and Lou where shooting pool last night at The Big Stick N Balls up on Route 10. There's this guy there that keeps plugging the same song into the jute. Some guy singing about his wife. Keeps singing "Someone shaved my wife tonight". Like over and over again. Lou said he though it was goofy lookin English guy named John singing. I don't know about that. Now I don't mind if my wife does a little trim here and there, if you know what I mean, but to have someone shave all of her? Kinda wierd. Lou thinks maybe his wife had lice. Or maybe she was French.
Yeah, that's prolly it.
2006-10-23 23:56:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO!!! I don't know what makes me laugh more...Your questions or the answers you get for them...Absolutely priceless!
2006-10-24 13:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And someone shaved my wife tonight sugar bear
You almost had your hooks in me didn't you dear
You nearly had me roped and tied
Altar-bound, hypnotized
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a butterfly
And butterflies are free to fly
Fly away, high away, bye bye
2006-10-24 06:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by just browsin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll shave your wife for 50 bucks...
2006-10-24 06:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realize it's a spoof on the song "someone saved my life tonight" don't you?
2006-10-24 07:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't get my wife to let any one else do anything to her..
2006-10-24 07:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by The Hit Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're right
2006-10-24 08:54:33 · answer #6 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....did you put Bourbon in your cereal again?
2006-10-24 07:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh your funny lol.
2006-10-24 06:57:52 · answer #8 · answered by tiff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur funny man...lol!
2006-10-24 07:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by bladebreakers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i have not
2006-10-24 06:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by f1avor_f1av 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋