Fill in the blank with your interesting coments... If I were president for a year, month, day, etc', I would..

Answer 1

If I were president for a year, I would do my best to take America's homeless off the streets and end all conflicts we and our allies have with other countries.

If I were president for a month, I would give many of my billions or trillions or whatever to Louisiana, Florida or any other states that are destroyed by hurricanes all the time. I would give them enough to clean up all the damage (can you believe that New Orleans took so long to repair, and they're not finished yet?) and to put protection around the coasts to make sure the next time it happens, it wouldn't be so bad.

If I were president for a week, I wouldn't be spending it at Camp David or my ranch in Texas and making empty promises to our troops overseas that we'll have them home soon, knowing damn well I mean by freaking 2010 (that made me SO mad when I read about that).

If I were president for a day, I would spend it doing all I can in 24 hours.

Answer 2

Close the damn borders and be more completely focused on America! Our Politicians have turned deaf ears to the screams of agony, blind eyes to the misery of fellow Americans, and their backs on those who voted them into office. Since i would automatically be president i would not have to kiss anyones butt at all. So i would not pull punches. Afterwords i might be hated by a few million but loved by so many others. Our legal system is a damn joke, other countries laugh at our laws and at us Americans for being gullable!

Answer 3

I would toss in jail and torture all those people for getting us into Iraq and especially those idiots responsible for trying to make legitimate the use of torture
give them a taste of their own medicine and then see what they think

Answer 4

Start an off shore bank account....

Answer 5

i will make money