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I am VERY shy and very PALE...but I think this could help me be more outgoing! what could go wrong?

2006-10-23 19:19:27 · 11 answers · asked by sarah90234234 1 in Entertainment & Music Television

11 answers

Once again, this has absolutely nothing to do with the category it was posted in.

2006-10-23 19:21:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You could be floating on the surface when a Japanese whaling ship sails up quietly and fires an explosive harpoon into your side, then drags you aboard, where the crew begins to cut you open with rusty machetes until the ship's first officer recognizes that you don't have a blowhole and orders the crew to throw you back over the side, at which time snapping turtles, very aggressive and very carnivorous, feast on the remains of your body. All of this could be filmed by the Hubble Telescope, which is really a spy satellite for the CIA, and posted on youtube.

And then your mom logs on and says, "Edward?"

2006-10-24 21:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 2 · 0 0

There is a great chance that the most unexpected thing could happen, i don't mean to sound terrible but when you take a big chance you have to think ( since "your so shy, i mean) The possibilies are endless. if safe take some time to get a little tan at the salon.and if you love looking at yourself naked--go for it. don't forget your towel and rubber shoes sweetie.
feel free. seriously this can be an eye opening experience. Are readers may want to know where you live and when your going??? he,he--don't "even" answer these last two questions!!!!!!!!! You could be front page new's these days.

2006-10-23 19:56:58 · answer #3 · answered by pam 1 · 0 0

I dont know where you live but here it is too cold for that stuff. If it is warm skinny dipping is fun especially at night by the moon light. As long as it is a safe lake no snakes or bitting fish.

2006-10-23 19:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by lost_soul 4 · 0 0

The problem may be more severe than you think.. Lakes arent as clean as they used to be. You dont want tiny insects swimming up your dangly bits or up your bum. As for helping you be more outgoing.. why would you want to goi out with a bang? Start walking before running.. go sunbathing at the beach for starters.

2006-10-23 19:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by Claude 6 · 0 0

Two words:

WATER MOCCASIN

Very, very venonous water snake. It bites you. You die. Your body is then found, nude, in the lake. By a necrophiliac.

That's the WORST thing that could possibly happen.

2006-10-23 19:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by Johnna L 4 · 0 0

You either get snake bitten or get bitten by a fish and end up in the hospital with an nasty bite which could lead to infection or death . Good luck and god bless.

2006-10-24 02:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Kate T. 7 · 0 0

The worst that can happen is you be joined buy bunch of hotties and they all point at your groin and start laughing hysterically...

Then, of course, the mountain boys from "Deliverance" might show up and find you mighty enticing....

2006-10-23 19:30:00 · answer #8 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0 0

Someone could be hiding behind a bush with a video camera!

2006-10-23 19:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Abs 2 · 0 0

why are you in entertainment.. or you THat pale.. like freakishly white.. and have unusual amounts of body hair and warts.. and all that... if so.. do it.. and leave us the hell out of it.. go to the right category.. for you I am thinking.. psychological problems...

2006-10-23 19:24:26 · answer #10 · answered by doddtwiner 3 · 0 0

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