2006-10-23 19:10:07 · 29 answers · asked by Hey Polly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Lock the door"!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-23 19:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by Diamond in the Rough 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
well if she told me anything a million times in the time it would take to tell me once..... maybe thats why i didnt understand her..... and if im not listening after a million times, maybe she should have changed the wording....or enunciated, or something........ silly momma, always turnin blue in the face and yapping at brick walls- really, how was i supposed to turn out?
2006-10-24 02:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do we Own the electric company ? Shut the light off !
2006-10-24 02:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by frankfort_girlie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you have on clean underwear before you leave the house
2006-10-24 03:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't fart in the kitchen while supper is being cooked. Dad will think its the food has gone bad or blame my cooking.
2006-10-24 02:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by timberland1952 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Close that damn door, I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood!
2006-10-24 02:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by andi b 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't eat the red paint
2006-10-24 02:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't slam the screen door!
2006-10-24 02:13:21 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki Tesla 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
pick up your clothes off the floor
2006-10-24 02:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What Mom taught me
MOM taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!"
MOM taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
MOM taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
MOM taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why.",,
MOM taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident,"
MOM taught me IRONY: "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
MOM taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
MOM taught me about CONTORTIONISM: Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
MOM taught me about MUSCLE COORDINATION: I've told you boys a dozen times, GET DOWN OUT OF THAT TREE! If you fall out of there and break both legs, DON'T come running to me!"
MOM taught me about proper SLEEP HABITS: I heard her yell at daddy one night after he went to bed and starting snoring real loud...she shook him and yelled, "Hey, WAKE up and GO TO SLEEP!"
MOM taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."
MOM taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
MOM taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
MOM taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, Don't exaggerate!!!"
MOM taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!"
MOM taught me about ENVY- "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
And most of all .... MOM taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.
2006-10-24 02:14:04 · answer #10 · answered by life 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dont talk with your mouth full ya shmutz!
2006-10-24 02:12:17 · answer #11 · answered by triniqueen40 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋