What should I be for halloween?

Question

Hopefully something witty. Nothing too expensive. Nothing too layered since I don't want to sweat all night.

Answer 1

Be a pimp or pimptress. It's funny as heck and cheap at the same time...head up to your local wal-greens or rite-aid store and grab a cane near the pharmacitical area and grab the hat down the halloween aisle, lol

Answer 2

Witty, cheap and simple costumes:

Freudian Slip -- (this is really more for a woman, but a man secure in his sexuality could totally pull it off!) Wear a full slip and pin phrases like "oedipus complex" and "penis envy" to it

Dust bunny (my friend did this, so adorable!) -- wear gray clothes, and use that fake web stuff or cotton balls to put "dust" on yourself. Paint your face like a bunny and make ears out of a headband, paper, and a marker.

Throw something cool together like a mask and a gown (for a woman, tux or just a dark suit for a man) to be from the Phantom of the Opera or something (I have a black feathered mask, black lace gloves, and a dark gown and wrap, because I like wearing pretty things on Halloween!)

Get a fedora and a trench, stick a "press" sign in the band of the hat and be a 40s newspaper reporter -- carry a reporter's notebook around with you, etc.

And there are lots of others, try a google search for homemade or cheap costumes.

Answer 3

Hmmm, you want something witty? You could be a clown-or a weatherman, or a cowboy, or a ghoul, or a Freddy Kreuger, or a two-headed hockey player.

Answer 4

Hmm, try to be a big baby with a big rub nipple...

Answer 5

goes as tarzan.

Answer 6

ITS BLOODY NONSENSE. so what should you be. hmm.try very far away