I heard a nasty one. it goes... "if i had a river on semen, i would throw you in it"
2006-10-23 18:15:06 · 9 answers · asked by meg 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My herpes aren;t going to stay dormant forever, why don't we introduce each other in the shower?
2006-10-23 18:22:20 · answer #1 · answered by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not use these lines, but i heard them.
"Did you clean your pants with Windex, 'cause i can see myself in them."
"My [penis] leaves town in five minutes. Be on it!"
"We could engage in small talk and witty banter, or we could go to my place and make love like crazed weasels."
2006-10-23 18:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dang girl, you got a body like a Coca-cola bottle!!"
"Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, do you want me to walk by again?"
2006-10-23 18:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by denh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you get pulled over for speeding on the way here coz you are FINE....
2006-10-23 18:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dasher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"did that hurt? because you just fell from heaven..."
"are you tired? because you've been running though my mind all day"
2006-10-23 18:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by Ad Just 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me- can I buy.... MOM!! What are you doing here????
2006-10-23 18:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Antny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is hot in here or is it just you?
2006-10-23 18:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do i know your wife?
2006-10-23 18:35:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I lost my virginity...can i have yours?" hehehehe
2006-10-23 18:18:15 · answer #9 · answered by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋