I'll still respect you in the morning....
2006-10-23 18:16:09
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Today I was trying to give a new partner directions to our office and when she told me what street she was on, I asked are you headed North or South and she says I don't know why does that matter, can't you just tell me which way to turn? So I just told her to turn right and she'll be right there! So she called again and then said, Oh now I get it! but she still didn't know which direction she was heading! Does this sound like someone you want working for your company and dealing with other your clients money? Not me!
2006-10-24 01:26:20
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answer #2
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answered by EriksSweetheart 3
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A cop was patroling the neighborhood and asked me if I was selling illegal drugs since I looked similar to someone he had seen (I've never done drugs or smoked in my life). The funny thing was I was studying the effects of drugs in a psychopathology textbook for a class at the time, and the book was open and nearby.
2006-10-24 01:52:39
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answer #3
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answered by KatGuy 7
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1) That the holocaust did not happen.
2) That 9.11 was a conspiracy by our government.
3) That Bush was twice elected president.
4) That because Bush has an MBA from an ivy league school, he must be intelligent...
5) That Iraq has WMDs. (portable desert toilets, not WMDs in actuality)
Oh no. Now you got me started....
Best wishes.
2006-10-24 01:19:38
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answered by Rhonda 7
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Paris Hilton recently told People magazine that she feels she is the Marilyn Monroe of this generation.What a joke!
2006-10-24 03:15:42
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answered by Celebrity girl 7
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Too many to list here.
But a lot of the questions and answers on Yahoo could fill volumes on this subject.
2006-10-24 01:15:48
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answered by Anonymous
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When my karate teacher came to my apartment one night to visit and told me he was working for the CIA as a secret agent.
I should have said, well it's no secret now.
2006-10-24 01:22:08
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answered by sister_godzilla 6
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My ex husband once told me that he couldn't look for work, because he was too stressed out about how we were going to pay the bills.
2006-10-24 01:16:16
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answered by Hey Polly 5
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ann coulter saying that 9/11 widows were publicity whores and "enjoyed their husbands' deaths" because they did an ad for a democrat. (she didn't criticize the widows who did a republican ad).
2006-10-24 01:32:17
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answered by painfullyaverage 3
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the most ridiculous thing i have heard is that if you open an umbrella inside the house you'll never get married . lol
2006-10-24 01:16:47
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answered by JIVE TURKEY 2
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During the civil war we lost the most american soldiers than in all the other wars. well, duhhhhhhhhh.
2006-10-24 02:02:17
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answered by tootsie 5
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