Mr.Fantastic vs android 17 vs Cyclops vs Tony Montana vs Venom vs Cell vs Frieza vs Majin Buu vs The Fonz vs HBK vs Your local 7 eleven dude vs Pickachu vs Ryu vs Ken vs The Terminator vs Jay leno vs Captain America vs Osama vs Hitler vs Undertaker vs HHH vs Omega Shenron vs Jack in the box vs The Joker vs wolverine vs iron man vs someone i might have forgoten. give a scenerio of what went down and how he won. Remember FREE 4 ALL BATTLE TO THE DEATH.
2006-10-23 17:16:07 · 13 answers · asked by the_bifanatorv2 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Chuck Norris will kill anyone
2006-10-28 09:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It starts.....
The first man on the field is Chuck Norris. He stands there while cheezy music plays and clouds roll by like on the Walker theme.
Suddenly all the WWE guys jump him from out of nowhere! As they fight to the death Pikachu takes a cheap shot and vaporizes the whole group which really pisses off the Xmen. Cyclops shoots the little furball down while Wolverine beats him to death with the Fonz. Captain America starts to swoop in to save Pikachu when he suddenly realizes how old he is and dies instantly. Jay Leno dies laughing at Captain America's fate. The Xmen then decide to get a bite to eat and die of food poisioning at Jack in the box shortly before Osama crashes a plane into it. This really pisses off Hitler because he's sick of people replacing his name with Osama's name in all the jokes that start with "Jesus a Rabbi and Hitler" so he hops in Iron Man and Osama jumps in Android 17 and they fight each other all around the world destroying everything in their path. Finally, as they meet up with the Terminator he launches a thermonuclear attack that destoys them all as well as the entire population of earth.
Everyone except the clerk at 7-11....who was saved by the hundreds of coats of lead paint used on the store.
2006-10-23 17:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by ihatestupidclowns 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Well we all know the answer to that question. Chuck Norris will OWN ALL! Dude he will not even break a sweat. Actually I lie. Maybe against Captain America. But I know he will win. God will weep at the incredible victory he will have.
2006-10-23 17:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by maulspider 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would sneak in beforehand and plant a HUGE A*S bomb and then leave quickly before it went off and then be safely away from the building and watch everyone get blown up .. except 'wolverine' and jay leno and 'mr.fantastic'
id make sure they were safe
2006-10-23 17:19:52 · answer #4 · answered by Steve_Irwin_fan 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The Fonz stands alone!
2006-10-23 17:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, obviously the DBZ characters would win.. no match. Take those out and it'd be KIND of interesting.
2006-10-23 17:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
William Shatner!!HA HA!
2006-10-23 17:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by tequillajenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The universe would just seize to exist...its just too much awesome in one place.
2006-10-23 17:18:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wolverine Vs Everyone else ...
And he would still win. Badass motherf**ker that he is ...
2006-10-23 17:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
here's a very similar setup...
http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/
2006-10-23 18:13:01 · answer #10 · answered by az rocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋