I was thinking alien abduction, but what are your thoughts?
2006-10-23 13:44:20 · 17 answers · asked by Jester 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
i work in the call center at JC Whitney, a car catalog company in the product info department
2006-10-24 08:17:48 · update #1
I like the alien abduction.
Other ideas:
Polar Bear Attack
Lightning (I've seen this one for real before!)
Ran with Scissors
Played with Matches
Death by Cheesecake
Decapitated by Ceiling Fan
2006-10-23 13:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol. as a Halloween jape, try something like 'Died whilst swimming in Michael Barrymores pool'.
I do suppose that is an English joke though!
Otherwise be witty and imagnative and most importantly, YOURSELF!
2006-10-23 20:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by funkymonkeyuni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...funny!
Here are some:
"Was hit by lightening"
"Was frightened to death after seeing XXXX (name woman) without her makeup on"
"Got lost in the Bermuda Triangle"
"Was swallowed by a whale"
"Was crushed by the London Bridge when it fell down"
"Was eaten by the Big Bad Wolf"
"Died of poisoning after eating XXXX's (name person) XXXX (name food)"
"Died of exhaustion after working a 48 hour work day"
Those are just some ideas...good luck and have fun with it! :)
2006-10-23 20:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by kelikristina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Died in a paperwork avalanche. Overdosed on toner. Impaled on no. 2 pencil.
2006-10-23 23:01:57 · answer #4 · answered by Taffy Saltwater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alien abduction wouldn't be death would it? But I grant it is funny.
; )
How about your brain imploded from all the extra work you were expected to do to complete this project?
2006-10-23 20:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by tantiemeg 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since most everyone is suggesting "overworked" I would avoid it.... most likely everybody else at the office will do the same thing.
How about:
"Your Name"
"1850 - 2006"
"Only the Good Die Young"
2006-10-23 21:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by dougeebear 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about broke your neck as you fell of your chair,reaching to catch the meatball from the spaghetti as it fell to the floor and rolled out the door...
2006-10-23 23:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by sweetsherryann 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you want gory say you tried to get a divorce with Freddy Cruger and it didn't work out so well
2006-10-23 20:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by jack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about:
"I told you I was dying of boredom"
"I guess liberty was no longer an option"
** It would help to know what you job is...it can always be used cre8ivly!
2006-10-24 11:44:18 · answer #9 · answered by AM~Erica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies jester, she got hit with a flying pumpkin while trying to make this headstone!!
lol
2006-10-23 20:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by sexyblackmomba 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋