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2006-10-23 13:39:22 · 19 answers · asked by Circlometry?? 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

My next door neighbor taught his liver to itemized deduction so Yes I believe you can teach a zebras to fix a toaster.




but not a microwave. I can only believe in so much things in life.

2006-10-24 01:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kenshin 5 · 2 0

Try plugging the toaster into another outlet that you know is working... or test the outlet with a lamp to see if the outlet has power. With your power going on and off, a breaker may have tripped cutting the power to the outlet. If the outlet is powered and your toaster is toast. Buy a new one... unless there's some type of fuse you can replace. Also, you can try to return it to see if you can get a replacement or if the toaster is under warranty.

2016-05-22 02:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by Alison 4 · 0 0

What, are the monkeys all busy? Dang. And my toaster just quit.

2006-10-23 13:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1 0

yes. for sure. The zebra fixed my oven and sink too.

2006-10-23 13:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 · 0 0

well ive got a zebra right here just give me five minutes...



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....egud....





.......no the other way......




....*bang*......*clank*......





.......stupid zebra.....




..kay im back, it was an extremely difficult task but i did it...i thought a goddam zebra how to fix a toaster...you think i should get a nobel prize or something?

2006-10-23 13:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by full metal 5 · 2 0

If they had proper hands they could...but it is a little late in the game for that, isn't it? I mean hooves don't make very good working tools when working on detailed objects, do they? ; )

2006-10-23 13:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by tantiemeg 6 · 0 0

I don't think so, but you can sure try, hey maybe since your kangaroo farm didn't work out maybe this could be your next business venture!

2006-10-23 13:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0 0

Maybe if the lions stopped eating them

2006-10-23 13:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by sadistic_bondagelover 4 · 0 0

No, but you could teach them to scan their own barcode labels.

2006-10-23 13:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by citrusy 6 · 2 0

No, but I hear wombats can ride motorscooters.

2006-10-23 14:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 0 0

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