why are they so many names for our private parts?

Answer 1

Because sex/reproduction is so central to life, we spend an awlful lot of time focused on it. People just get creative when preocupied with somthing so pleasurable and important.

Answer 2

Because people get embarrassed by calling them by the correct names. But can you imagine going to your Doc's and using one of those names?

Answer 3

Because people have always preferred euphemisms instead of using the proper words...too rude don't you know.

Lady Chatterly's Lover - John Thomas and all that

Answer 4

private parts joined the army, and was promoted to major Woody

Answer 5

To take away the embarrassment of saying the real names I guess.

Answer 6

I would rather go to my Doctor and ask them about my spam javelin, mutton dagger, purple headed warrior, crimson helmet or pump action yoghurt rifle than say pen is.

And I know women who would rather discuss their haddock pastie, bearded clam or spaniels ears than say vag ina.

Answer 7

because people sometimes like to feel that they are unique, i personally think feeling your unique is a bad thing, not good, but that is whythey have so many names.

Answer 8

I don't know! I kinda don't like it though, because I can't say threesome without a giggle. Or blow for that matter.

Answer 9

Mine are called Sidney, Bill and Ben. What are yours called?

Answer 10

because so many different people named them, young and old , different ages...