Last night, I had just come from a lovely dinner with gramps at the dining room table.. and went to wash my hair with some bengay. As I was cavorting up the stairs, I heard my gramps cursing loudly at his unibrow from the other room. I slyly creeped down the stairway, PEZ dispenser and duct tape in hand. My gramps was mumbling in his native tongue under his breath. I yodeled a barbaric cry, and suddenly from out the heating system came Grams in an electronic wheelchair. It was then that I lost my normally cool composure and flew into a fit of rage. I walked up behind her wheelchair and turned the switch to 'off' and took the battery out so she couldn't escape!!!! She tried several times to accelerate.. but failed. I then threatened her with my PEZ dispenser, and duct taped her eyelid to the roof of her mouth. I looked over, and saw gramps terminate and crush his skull with a feather duster. I just don't know what to do about my grandparents.. they're so out of control. Any ideas?
2006-10-23 11:37:21 · 2 answers · asked by Reginalda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Go off to boarding school.
2006-10-23 11:51:39 · answer #1 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may have to put them in a rest home and let them help them. for it sounds as though they really need some professional help. and it sounds like you are at your wits end!!
so i would do them and yourself a real big favor and consider this option. for it will not cost you a thing .
2006-10-23 18:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by oceandollhouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋