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I overheard him on the telephone saying he was a turd burglar and now Im worried he will go to jail for theft.

Can he be saved?

2006-10-23 11:22:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

31 answers

There is no hope, once you start doing that, you have to get bigger and better turds! It is an addiction!

2006-10-23 11:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by LadyL 4 · 0 0

If you really care about your friend, I think that you should seek help from an NGO who is able to provide assistance.

Not all burglars end up in jail, some of them end up worse and hope that you are able to understand the word worse.

Your friend might take it against you at the beginning, but if he/she manages to get out of the bad habit then one day you are going to become his/her guardian angel.

2006-10-25 08:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by ville009 2 · 0 0

No, your friend is doing the world a great service by taking all the turd, now the world will be a cleaner, less smelly place.

2006-10-23 11:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by neilgant18 3 · 0 0

if what you say is true, he would probably love to go to jail, as there are plenty of turd burglars in there!!

2006-10-23 11:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by genie 2 · 0 0

What's your question again?
Are you worried that he WILL go to jail, or that he WON'T go to jail?

Is he under 18? If so, tell his parents. If not, talk to HIM for a long time before you talk to the police, unless you are TRYING to get him busted.

2006-10-23 11:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by A Box of Signs 4 · 0 0

I wouldn't worry about it unless he steals turds fro you. Check the cat box.

2006-10-23 11:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ford Prefect 7 · 0 0

I wouldn't! I would never admit even being associated with someone who burgled turds!

I think you should slowly sever your relationship with your sticky-fingered friend before you find yourself, or someone you love - Turd Burgled!!!

2006-10-23 11:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by Agent99 5 · 0 0

Yes, I think you should tell the police. Go down to the station to tell them. I am certain that they will like to thank you personally for being such a good citizen.

2006-10-23 21:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by karlrogers2001 3 · 0 0

Turd? Isn't that a felony in this country??

2006-10-23 12:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by Jose 3 · 0 0

Cracking up mate .. thnx for the points


Dr BAd

2006-10-24 12:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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