What's the weirdest thing that's happened to you today?

Question

Honest answers only please, no c0ck and bull storys.

Answer 1

I saw a woman of approximately 90 years of age walking down the middle of the street while pushing a wheelchair with a dog in it. And it appeared that the woman had giver her coat to the dog. I guess it didn't really happen to me, but it's the weirdest thing I saw today.

Answer 2

this is no joke... I even posted a question yesterday with my concerns and i went to the docs today to see if he can see whether what i have is any serious.

I asked yesterday what could be causing a purple discoloration on my tongue.... I read on a few websites that it could be benign but when i read somewhere that it could be cancerous, i booked an appointment with the doc.

All he did was ask me to stick my tongue out- he looked at it and said i had beautiful eyes. When i asked him what it could be, he said nothing to worry about. Then i told him what i'd read on the internet about cancer. So he tapped the front of my shoulders. I asked him what he was doing and he said he was checking for cancer signs.

I think he's doollally! He said i should call back in two to three weeks time and see him again. Weirdo- he's not even my regular doc- he's a locum.... before anyone tells me to change my doctor's surgery..... I did come out of the the docs smiling becuase i'd never thought that a check up could be so absurd. So anyone who's ever heard of Zain Medical Centre.... be warned, some nutcase is tries to identify rare illnesses by tapping shoulders! Errrrrrrr.... ok!

Answer 3

nothing weird, just a bit out of the ordinary.
I heard a very loud bang. Thinking that something nearby may have exploded, I ran outside, only to discover that it was a passing motorhome that had blown a tire. I saw it going down the highway, heard the flup, flup, flup, and saw the remains of the tire on the verge.
Not weird, but probably the closest to weird that's likely to happen today.

Answer 4

I made an appointment by phone to have my brakes checked for tomorrow morning...when I drove past the garage, about an hour after the phone call, I saw a sign saying the garage had closed down....I'll find out if it's true at 10am in the morning I guess....

Answer 5

ok - you asked, so here goes.

I had to clean my son's poo off the bathroom floor which had fallen into the wee my other son had deposited around the toilet rather than in the toilet.

Its true (and not that weird in this house - children with a few issues going on!!) but I think it is prob weird to most people!!!!

Answer 6

some guy started chatting me up to see if i'd give him a bus ticket or coffee money. said i didn't have either. then he started to tell me his whole life story and how he had to go all the way to albany, and he could hitch there but had to get to wilsonville asap.....blah blah blah...... he kind of creaped me out. i was glad when my bus came. oh i also got a seat on the blue train, which is almost unheard of.....

Answer 7

Having my knockers steam rolled,and squashed like a pancake
while having a mammogram.This machine had to be invented by a man,I would like to put his balls into it and see how he likes it,he might be quick to come up with a better idea.

Answer 8

To be honest ...nothing wierd happened. The guy I really dislike at my local shop was super nice to me though !!

Answer 9

my lawyer sent me a letter for courier charges saying I owed him $119 from a house purchase over 6 months ago

Answer 10

My boss (and friend) told me thet his wife is pregnant for the fourth time and she was on the pill! This was the second OOoops in a row! I told him he was plowing a fertile field.