Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-10-24 18:16:15
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answered by Wolfie 7
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The funniest thing I ever did....when I was 16 I wanted to impress these girls to be part of their group. They were smoking... I never had...I asked for a cigarette and they handed me one...I lit....the wrong side ( filter)...it burnt out...I laughed it off as they looked at me like I was from another world.
It was not funny to me then I wanted to die but now I look back on it and think its the funniest thing I ever did. Trying to impress them...the funniest part was where they ended up in life.
2006-10-23 17:50:18
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answered by Happy2bAlive 4
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One funny thing that happened when a group of us were walking
to the store and a bird pooped on my friends shoulder, then on
the way back home a bird again pooped on his shoulder and we
told him it was the same bird.
2006-10-23 17:53:02
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answered by Mailman Bob 5
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I watched hindi movie PHIR HERA PHERI that was the funniest movie ever for me,Enjoyed a lot.
2006-10-23 17:45:07
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answered by bhawana 2
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I may be a little off topic but what do you think of electronic
Hey, put down the axe! i'm sorry, I'll stop spamming, I promise!
2006-10-23 17:47:41
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answered by knuclehead12345 1
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When someone sucked up some heluim from a ballon. MAn I'll never forget how he sounded!
2006-10-23 17:46:11
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answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6
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it's a toss up, either the first time I saw meet the parents, this one saturday night live skit, or national lampoons christmas vacation. they're all very funny.
2006-10-23 17:45:09
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answered by Anonymous
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an older woman falling off a bar stool asking for bine and weer
she meant wine or beer
2006-10-23 17:44:39
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answered by Anonymous
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I saw a comic ventriloquist who made me laugh so hard I almost died.
2006-10-23 17:42:59
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answered by Anonymous
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I know I am a little off topic, but what do you think of electronic music nowdays?
I think Mp3s are the most popular music format out there..
I just found this site related to downloading MP3s right off the internet:
http://wwww.lyrics4fun.com/mp3/download.html
2006-10-23 17:42:22
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answered by c g 1
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