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Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.

2006-10-24 18:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0 0

The funniest thing I ever did....when I was 16 I wanted to impress these girls to be part of their group. They were smoking... I never had...I asked for a cigarette and they handed me one...I lit....the wrong side ( filter)...it burnt out...I laughed it off as they looked at me like I was from another world.
It was not funny to me then I wanted to die but now I look back on it and think its the funniest thing I ever did. Trying to impress them...the funniest part was where they ended up in life.

2006-10-23 17:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Happy2bAlive 4 · 1 0

One funny thing that happened when a group of us were walking
to the store and a bird pooped on my friends shoulder, then on
the way back home a bird again pooped on his shoulder and we
told him it was the same bird.

2006-10-23 17:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 1 0

I watched hindi movie PHIR HERA PHERI that was the funniest movie ever for me,Enjoyed a lot.

2006-10-23 17:45:07 · answer #4 · answered by bhawana 2 · 0 0

I may be a little off topic but what do you think of electronic

Hey, put down the axe! i'm sorry, I'll stop spamming, I promise!

2006-10-23 17:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by knuclehead12345 1 · 0 0

When someone sucked up some heluim from a ballon. MAn I'll never forget how he sounded!

2006-10-23 17:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0 0

it's a toss up, either the first time I saw meet the parents, this one saturday night live skit, or national lampoons christmas vacation. they're all very funny.

2006-10-23 17:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

an older woman falling off a bar stool asking for bine and weer
she meant wine or beer

2006-10-23 17:44:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I saw a comic ventriloquist who made me laugh so hard I almost died.

2006-10-23 17:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know I am a little off topic, but what do you think of electronic music nowdays?
I think Mp3s are the most popular music format out there..

I just found this site related to downloading MP3s right off the internet:
http://wwww.lyrics4fun.com/mp3/download.html

2006-10-23 17:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by c g 1 · 0 5

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