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They won't believe me.

2006-10-23 08:20:21 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Geography

40 answers

JUST START WALKING TILL YOU FALL OFF

2006-10-23 08:22:09 · answer #1 · answered by beergr8 1 · 2 0

Take a spirit level. Put it on a level piece of ground and show that the world is flat there. Then take the spirit level to other places - australia, the twon next door, whereever - and repeat the test. Since the earth is flat everywhere you measure it, the entire earth must be flat.

Just remember not to mention things like gravity, round the world cruises, orbits, space and anything that might proove your theory wrong.

2006-10-26 23:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by robcraine 4 · 0 0

Show them Thomas Friedman's book: "The World Is Flat". The cover clearly shows what it is like at the edge of the world.

You may also contact the Flat Earth Society for some persuasive (or not) arguments.

2006-10-23 08:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Meat 4 · 0 0

Your friends should take you to the Verrazano Bridge which crosses the Narrows between Brooklyn and Staten Island. You can see the curvature of the earth in the bridge. When you do surveying across long distances you have to adjust the measurement for the curvature of the earth. That's why it is not flat.

2006-10-23 08:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by Chris J 1 · 0 0

Honestly this is how you prove it.

Find a good sized rock. Gather your friends around in a circle around you. Tell them all to hold hands. Then throw the rock high up in the air as high and as straight up as you can. Then you wait. When the rock comes crashing down upon your noggin, you will then be able to explain what an idiot you are.

“We Learn . . .
10% of what we read
20% of what we hear
30% of what we see
70% of what we discuss
80% of what we experience
95% of what we teach others.”

They will not read anything to let them know your an idiot.
They will hear your an idiot first hand.
They will see your an idiot first hand.
They will be discussing the fact that your an idiot for days.
...Because they experienced it first hand.
And they will teach others of your idiocy.

That makes them 295% believers!

Congratulations!

2006-10-23 08:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by Theandysullivan 3 · 0 0

In what Earth do you live? Earth is not flat... A projection of Earth could be flat, but no Earth

2006-10-23 08:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why prove anything? what's the purpose? even after you somehow explain to them in a matter they can't refuse...

will you be happier?

will life improve? will your checks not bounce or will your salary increase? will you have pool girls? will the boss give you a raise with a promotion?

nah... forget it dude... toke a blunt and relax go watch some sci fi or some good horror..

pop some popcorn.. screw what others think who cares!

lax out instead... get a buzz.. least ya know many believe in that concept.. ya know.. acquiring a good buzz.

2006-10-23 08:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i don't think you can (but i could be wrong because you can prove pretty much anything you want as long as you selectively present evidence that only supports your claim)
i know there's a way to prove 2=1 but i forget how...it was really really cool, but there was a trick in it

2006-10-23 08:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make a trip on a boat around earth, that way you will be sure about what are you saying

2006-10-23 16:53:36 · answer #9 · answered by pelancha 6 · 0 0

you cant eally prove the earth is flat since its not flat because if it was flat it would be day all the time because a flat world cant spin

2006-10-23 08:31:02 · answer #10 · answered by Octavio 1 · 0 1

You can't prove it. It's already proven that the earth is round.

2006-10-23 08:22:56 · answer #11 · answered by FoodLOVER 2 · 0 0

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