2006-10-23 06:11:21 · 11 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
2006-10-23 06:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by -=á?¦ §êÃ?Ã¥ ?=- 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice Shoes Wanna F*ck
2006-10-23 13:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was the line given to me in "beautiful Tijuana Mexico", by a big breasted street walker.
"Hey, G.I.,,, first time I see you, I c u m in my fu**cking pants."
I took the next bus back to San Antonio!!
2006-10-23 13:24:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a math major. Why don't you let me subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
I have others, but modesty prevents me.
2006-10-23 13:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
2006-10-23 13:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Don't get me started 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ever had your @ss licked by a fat guy in a trench coat?
2006-10-23 13:23:46 · answer #6 · answered by Hando C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm a woman, so its simple. "I'm wearing thongs, wanna see"
2006-10-23 13:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by love 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, my name is *****." Fancy stuff just confuses things, I've tried it. K.I.S.S. if you wanna get kissed.
2006-10-23 13:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my number, can i have yours?
2006-10-23 13:14:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got something for you, but it already melted..............................................................do you still want it?
She wanted it!
2006-10-23 13:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋