2006-10-23 05:50:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
brad pitt! lets face it, hes had angelina jolie, jennifer aniston, and hes still upset!
and hes good looking so you can oggle him while ur listening!!
2006-10-23 06:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
MICHAEL JACKSON'S therapist. So I could lock him up somewhere and throw away the key...........
O.J. SIMPSON'S therapist, so I could find out what really happened, and tell the whole wide world the truth and nothing but the truth so help me God ......
GEORGE W. BUSH'S therapist, so I would know when is the right time to duck inside the closest nuclear bunker.....
HUGO CHAVEZ'S (Venezuelan president) therapist, so I could wipe out his self-centered, egocentric personality... (he makes me want to puke...)
MIKE TYSON'S therapist, so I could turn him into a nice docile little puppy.....
JENNIFER LOPEZ'S therapist, so I could turn her into an animal so she could be skinned alive and see how she likes it... (she uses real animal furs... what a big fat m*r*n...)...
ALL THE RAPPERS therapist, so I can finally explain to them that they do not sing, they're just experts in noise making and jewelry demeaning... (their Bling Bling is just pathetic...!)
PARIS HILTON'S therapist, so she could finally understand it is OKAY not to be so trashy ... (she makes me want to puke also)
Sorry, can't take anymore clients because I need the rest of the month to get my own therapy after listening to all their crap.....
2006-10-23 13:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
George Michael or Robbie Willams
I think George is very talented but needs serious help as he is going through a potentially lethal mid-life crisis if we can believe the media and Robbie, because despite his phenomenal success and natural talent, he too could be where George is right now when he reaches that age. Robbie, call me!
2006-10-23 15:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tom Cruise, no explanation. Will Ferrell for laughs. Gale Garcia Bernal for sheer enjoyment. Laura Bush for some inside answers.
2006-10-23 15:23:50 · answer #4 · answered by zoe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Billy Connolly
2006-10-23 14:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by huggz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be a therapist for Puffy or the Pope. Two extreme people with a lot going on
2006-10-23 14:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by mkupgrl0015 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Either Tyra Banks,Oprah, or Condoleeza Rice.
2006-10-23 13:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi U 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you mean therapist as in body i would be beckhams to see if he has actually got any hair anywhere on his body excpet his head but if you mean like as a therapist for the brain (dont know how else to explain) i would be robie williams is.... to see whats going on in that screwed up lil brain of his... LOL xxx
2006-10-23 14:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by TMFULP. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to be a therapist period. Look at the word therapist. The-rapist. That's not a good label to be known as "the" "rapist".
2006-10-23 12:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
altough i,m not a fan of the royal family , being Queenie,s therapist would be fun
2006-10-23 12:58:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋