Kissed?????
Mine was as i was about to kiss her, her breath stunk of real Shi*t, and i mean real diorrea, i nearly vomited.
To get out of it i paused dead fast and pretended that i heard my dad getting up.
Then i ran into the kitchen and got her a rum and peppermint. LOL
The sick thing was she hated rum and to get it down her shi*t mouth i made out that it was a dare.
2006-10-23 04:56:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Another sick part of this was her breath still stunk after the rum and pep ARRRRRRGGG!!
I wasn't going out with her at the time, but every time i see her shes not got any boyfriends. ha ha ha ha i wonder why?
2006-10-23 05:06:11 · update #1
Oh evil mouse - I nearly pissed my pants laughing at that - how can ANYONE top that. Good thinking on the Rum dare though - well done. Bet you dint stick around with her - if that was what her breath was like - imagine giving her oral !!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2006-10-23 05:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd just come out of the nightclub toilets after barfing up a load of whisky when some bird came over and tried to kiss me, I carried on because I didn't know her and would never see her again. Then had more whisky.
2006-10-23 04:59:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Went to kiss her and she passed wind. Not a great start to things and after about 20 minutes I made my escuses and left.
2006-10-23 04:59:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this beats any kissing or sexual experience a must hear for all you adults
my brother was about to do a lady from her poophole for the first time when he was on a cruise,
.just when he was about to put it in , he felt something thick and gluggy in his hand ,
yup she pooped in his hand LOL this still makes me smile when im down. no ones story can be worse then my brothers experience.
2006-10-23 05:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by asian_smartie 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny =) Well for me we were on this playground thing because we were just hanging out and like I was on the ledge by the monkey bars and what I was thionking was like Crap! IM gonna fall straight backwards and like and break every freakin bone in my body lol it was scary, I did nearly fall, thank goodness for the monkey bars themselves.Lol =)
2006-10-23 05:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time when I was 19 I was drunk and this girl was hitting on me and getting on my nerves. She said she wanted to make out so I said alright, then I puked on her and laughed.
2006-10-23 05:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh my word. ok my worst time b4 i kissed was i leant forward to kiss my boyfriend(ex) and my dog got in there just at the right time and stuck her tongue in my mouth poooo tuna
2006-10-23 04:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
her name wasn't Lilly was it??????
sorry i cant think of a worst experience before kissing someone but i remember a boy who had a terrible case of smeg!!
2006-10-23 05:23:49 · answer #8 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people need to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts them
poor hygene sux
2006-10-23 04:59:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
me Hatim
hatim_like@hotmail.com
2006-10-23 06:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by hatim_like 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋