and found me in bed with my blow up doll. She thought it was a real woman and stabbed it several times and now it's beyond repair. do they make puncture resisent dolls? And should she take some anger managment courses
2006-10-23 04:41:58 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I buried my blow up doll, gave her a 21 jerk off salute, My pecker hurts now
2006-10-24 01:40:17 · update #1
For some reason I do not think that your wife is the one with the problem here.
A plastic blowup doll, get a life, a real life!!!
2006-10-23 04:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
You should lay of the blow up doll and never consider cheating because if she stabs a fake plastic woman you don't want to know what she might do to a real one. And just a little question even though this is probably a bogus question, is your wife blind? Not seeing the difference between a real and a plastic woman...that's just...stupid.
2006-10-23 04:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the blowup doll has a real court case here. This is appalling and should not be tolerated. She should be tolerent of the needs of you who are so clearly grounded in sound beleifs and are such a fine example for society.
Get some tape and fix here and protect her. I would think if you ride a bike you have a tire patch kit that might help this situation.
Call 911 now!
2006-10-23 05:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by onlineseeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she could be criminally charged for 2nd degree murder for the stabbing death of a Polyurethane Sexual Doll. It is a known fact that sexual dolls have been given right-to-life rights worldwide. On another note, you are also legally liable for being involved in an adulterous relationship with a Sexual Doll. I'd be careful about how you relate to your wife for the next few days.....she could get everything if she decides to divorce you for adultery. You're skating on thin ice fella!
Best of Luck!
2006-10-23 04:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by Ralph 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What concerns me is the fact that she thought it was a real woman and still stabbed it. I think ur wife has the potential to be a killer and I think you need to keave the dolls alone and find yourself a lady friend!
2006-10-23 04:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the blow up doll didn't fly out the window when she punctured it. I don't know it they make puncture resistant dolls but you can always try kevlar.
2006-10-23 04:44:48 · answer #6 · answered by ccluff1974 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how your Doll would react if she found you in bed with your Wife. I've heard that they can be real violent...some simply BLOW UP for no reason at all.
2006-10-23 04:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by R W 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel like the doll is reaching out to me mentally right now.....
Yes.. Definately pain and anger.....
The doll says she is better off now because you were a crappy lay.
2006-10-23 04:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL you can't take her to small claims court.... your blow up doll is community property lol. No, she doesn't need anger management classes.... she needs a husband who prefers to shag her instead of a piece of rubber.
2006-10-23 04:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by just_me3575 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes she is Real Doll and I think your wife needs to see a shrink
2006-10-23 04:46:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋