A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.
All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.
The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"
The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."
The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"
Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
2006-10-23 04:22:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Shocked? No!
Disgusted? No!
Laughing? Not really..
I've definitely heard better jokes before. But nice try, keep practicing..
One day you'll make it...
2006-10-23 04:40:13 · answer #1 · answered by 2nice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 2 stars out of 5
2006-10-23 11:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by mimi22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I like it, you get two thumbs up. Funny.
2006-10-23 11:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by Whatever! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg where do you get these? i can never remember a joke, but i sure do love laughing at em.
2006-10-23 11:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Thank you..that's what I needed this morning. A good laugh...
2006-10-23 11:25:04 · answer #5 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasting all your points lol owell
2006-10-23 12:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just wrong funny though
2006-10-23 11:25:04 · answer #7 · answered by Now and Again 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I shocked that your gay?No.
2006-10-23 11:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it..
2006-10-23 11:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-23 12:44:20 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋