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My boyfriend and I had a Romantic weekend in Paris planned, but last week I started getting a cold. My boyfriend decided not to let this ruin our plans and insisted on feeding me a Vitamin C tablet with every meal. Needless to say the weekend came along and my cold was better, but on the way to Paris I started developing serious Diarhoea. The whole weekend I spend more time looking for tiolets than looking at the sites.
Only on Saturday night while going through our stuff did my eye catch the little warning on the side of the Vitamin C bottle: "Warning, excessive use may cause laxative effect"
I didnt know wheter to laugh or be mad at my boyfriend for missing this warning, he was after all just trying to make me better.
Anyways, has anyone else had embarrissing things like this happen when you least want it to? Tell about it, it would make my day!

2006-10-23 04:16:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anria A 5 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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I once worked in a large car dealership and it was crawling with male salesmen. I had to walk through their department to get to the bathroom. One morning I unknowingly came out of the bathroom with the back of my dress caught in the top of my pantyhose. As I walked through the sales department I heard whistle and laughs. Finally a gentleman said to me, "Darlin, you need to check your skirt." I was so embarrassed and quickly said "oh, thank you!" and his reply was "No thank YOU sweetheart!" The dealership erupted in waves of laughter and I was so horrified I called in sick for the next 3 days.

2006-10-23 04:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by mimi22 5 · 2 1

I was nibbling on carrots while a friend was cooking, and I think she may have said a joke (cant recall) but I do remember i laughed so hard carrot pieces came flying out of my nose.

there was a time when i was doing chores outside of my house and i had left a can of pepsi sitting on a chair and was gone for maybe 10 min. and came back for a drink...as i was drinking something was completely wrong ...there was a lil gecko swimming and had comeup to the opening of the can...I dropped the can and screamed, spit out all that i had in my mouth
My scream had attracted a family member, but when he saw me sitting on the ground laughing so hard he just said i was crazy..lol

hope that makes you laugh :)

2006-10-23 04:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by marleycait 2 · 4 0

I was on a beach with some friends in south australia, we were jus chillin enjoying the sun... but of course that brings the freaks out... anyway I see a cute dog (yes Im one of those pansies) and call it over for a pat... but of course its owner has to be a grade A freak (Im sorry but I seem to get my fair share) and uses this as an excuse to come over and chat us all up...he even says his dog's name is "seduction" because it attracts all the ladies...purrrleeaase!!...anyway Im making my excuses and moving away "going for a swim", next thing i know hes sent the dog over "go get her seduction" and the dog latched onto my nipple!!!! How on earth he'd trained the dog to aim there I do not know, and it had little sharp teeth, sooo painful!

The shame of having to ply the dogs teeth apart (taking half my bikini with it) was enough to prevent me from petting dogs on the beach anymore...

Sorry to hear u coulnt fully enjoy Paris, but you gotta love your boy for trying to take care of you ;)

2006-10-23 04:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

once i was at darien lake with my family and me and my cousin went in this ride that spinned around and around, well you know how boys spit, well he spit while we were on the ride and his spit got all over my face and sweatshirt, but i didnt notice until after we got on the ride then everyone was laughing at us.i still wont wear that sweatshirt ever again.

2006-10-23 05:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by sar. 2 · 1 0

a few years ago, in school, i was drinking a can of pop, and my friend made me laugh and it squirted out of my nose and mouth all over the table. noit nearly as bad as what happened to you, but at least you didn't get a nickname for it!

2006-10-23 04:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by sanfrandisco 3 · 3 1

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