is she a monkey? my parents are going crazy and its starting to affect our sex life...also i think her mother fancies me, because she always grunts when i go over to her tree....what so i do?
2006-10-23 03:21:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
well there are two options here...when i come up wit them i'l let u knw
2006-10-23 03:46:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My first instinct was 'is she a monkey....' lol. Yeah, I think you should be able to get a human girlfriend... even if you DO like monkeys... which is seriously weird by the way. Especially since I saw you talking about monkey's before...
2006-10-23 03:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop this now. You can only get hurt.
When you go home, I guarantee she won't write, won't phone and won't email. It happens all the time.
They are so beautiful, so desirable, yet they merely tease, take you all the way to the top and then drop you as if you were never a part of their life.
Finally - if she shows ANY interest in eating nuts .... RUN.
2006-10-23 03:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by Essex Ron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mate you are very lucky, take her to the nearest tree. Part her vagina lips with your soft fingers until she's wet and twitchy, then when she's ready, spread her hairy legs and slide your hard c0ck inside her.. Make her moan... Go on, FASTER!... Do that dirty slunt the way she deserves! make her scream, punch her in the kidneys to get her tighter, then blow your hot man CÃM up her CÃNT and walk away.
2006-10-23 03:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Lavender 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the mother in law to come back home the father in law wants his tea
2006-10-23 03:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show her some love by picking the fleas out of her fur.
2006-10-23 03:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Myra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOHHHH HHA AHH OO OOOOOOHHH OWWWWW. Or as the monkey would say get a grip!
2006-10-23 03:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't be 4real, ARE YOU, YEAH right, HUH oh no a MONKEY AND A SEX LIFE.
2006-10-23 03:24:43 · answer #8 · answered by Tha "Bay Be" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y r u having sex with ur parents
2006-10-23 03:26:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well a cheap g/f than all you need is some banana's and nuts and she will be happy!
Just be carefull with your nuts thou!!!!!!!
2006-10-23 03:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by blondegirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋