Why the hell did he bite Javier Mascherano (West Ham). Maybe he was giving him a love bite
2006-10-23 03:16:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
yes, everyone knows this
2006-10-23 03:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by lucky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was disgusting what he did to Mascherano. Not surprised there was a mass brawl after that! But the thing that riled me even more was the fact that Martin "joke Dutch accent" Jol insisted that it was only a nibble and that it was "part of the game". Maybe Jol is the actual vampire and that's how they conduct training at White Fart Lane, but there's no place for it on the pitch. FA should come down hard on Defoe, he wasn't even sent off for it!
2006-10-23 04:05:29 · answer #2 · answered by slinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young vampire named Mabel,
Whose periods were very unstable.
By the light of the moon, with the aid of a spoon,
she drank herself under the table.
2006-10-23 03:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was either that or punch him!! i must admit he did look like a bit of a nob!!! And jo a couple of answers above me.....what the hell are you on about does playing for spurs make you a vampire??? Intresting theory!
2006-10-23 04:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He plays for Tottenham. I think that pretty much answers your question
2006-10-23 03:28:03 · answer #5 · answered by ??? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the manager said it was a nibble lol,didnt see him suck no blood,must've been a love bite.
2006-10-23 03:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard about this and I was like, WTF?? What was Defoe thinking? Man, it was just a game against West Ham and he got all pissed. Can you say....anger management??
2006-10-23 16:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he looks like one. maybe he really is a vampire. lol. who knows.
2006-10-23 23:12:07 · answer #8 · answered by truth hurts. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
without knowing wot he did to that player i still wud of sed he wos a vampier/crap player
2006-10-23 03:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by dr_gonzo_1974 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not a vampire he's a crocodile
2006-10-23 03:23:53 · answer #10 · answered by Hendo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
divers and vampires and a stupid coach, spurs got it all
2006-10-23 14:11:49 · answer #11 · answered by frankenstein 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋