I can't believe I'm telling you this......I had finally gotten up the courage to go into Ann Summers for the 1st time and bought my 1st vibrator. I had had to take the bus into town as my car was in the garage and was stood at the bus stop with the usual collection of elderly women who always seem to be at bus stops. Finally my bus came bur as I was getting on I stood on my shoe lace and tripped, throwing my shopping bags up the middle of the bus. The vibrator went flying out of it's bag and landed at the feet of one of the elderly women. She smiled as she bent down to pick it up for me, then she saw what it was!!She stared shouting at me, saying that I was demoralized and a wh***!! Everyone was looking at me and either laughing or gasping with shock, whispering top each other. I have never been sooo mortified in my entire life!!
I now take the car if I want to go to Ann Summers.....
2006-10-23 03:04:17
·
answer #1
·
answered by moominjen 2
·
1⤊
0⤋
I was in my High School Choir and at the Christmas Concert after we got through with the choreography as the next Choir was coming on stage I fell off the Stage. Talk about embarrasing!!! Worst yet was the guys that helped me up were some of the hottest guys in the school one of them a star on the football team.
2006-10-23 09:54:58
·
answer #2
·
answered by Dove 5
·
0⤊
0⤋
My brother, son and daughter and I drove my husband's Ford Escort station wagon to a Detroit Red Wings game. Because of traffic we were running late so when we finally found a place to park we hurried to get out of the car and trek to the arena so we wouldn't miss any of the game. We realized almost immediately that we had inadvertantly locked the keys in the car so once the game started my daughter (who had done the deed) volunteered to find out who could help us get the keys.
She came back as the first period was ending and I could see that she had a HUGE grin on her face as she made her way up to where we were sitting. When she arrived I said,
"Well? Did you get the keys?" and she nodded, still grinning and said in a tone of disbelief,
"The-car-was-still-running!" The parking attendants had been watching it for us but I was still amazed it had even still been there. Then my son pointed out,
"Mom, this is downtown Detroit. No one's going to steal an Escort wagon!"
2006-10-23 10:10:20
·
answer #3
·
answered by AKA FrogButt 7
·
0⤊
1⤋
It was in Elementary school, and we were at recess. I was hanging out with a "Trouble maker" and with me being the "Goodie Goodie" was trying to convince her that it was a GOOD thing to obey the teachers, who were now telling us it was time to go inside. She absolutly refused to go inside and in an attempt to trick her, i said, "I'll race you to the line!" and took off running. Being in Elementary school it didn't even cross my mind that i was wearing a skirt that day, and that skirts have the tendency to expose you when you lease excect it.
I was half way to the line, when i stumbled over a twig, and went flying, landing with my skirt completly exposing my underwear. That was EXTREMELY embarasing!!!
2006-10-23 10:22:57
·
answer #4
·
answered by saundersmelanie 1
·
0⤊
0⤋
When I was a teenager I use to moon passing cars on the street, I wasn't embarrassed then, but I am now!!!
2006-10-23 09:55:40
·
answer #5
·
answered by DSPARKLE 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
My daughter and I were shopping, I like to chew bubble gum. I had been blowing bubbles and she had been trying to pop them and never could. I got ready to blow a real big bubble and spat my gum down the isle (luckily no one was there but us). I have never seen her laugh so hard
2006-10-23 10:22:22
·
answer #6
·
answered by daydreambeliever0000 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
starting my perioid in the middle of history class and walking up to a MALE teacher and saying my peroid just started and i need to go to the office but luckily i had a hoodie with me to hide the blood on my ***
2006-10-23 09:55:41
·
answer #7
·
answered by kill_me_not_realli_2009 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
This was just horrible for me and I will never forget - ever - to carry Kleenex with me!
I had a cold and it ended up on my bosses shoe.
2006-10-23 09:55:42
·
answer #8
·
answered by Carolanne 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
I was skating with lots of my friends, and I went close to one of them going really fast, because I wanted to get snow all over her. I slipped. I crashed right into her legs and she fell on me.
2006-10-23 09:55:17
·
answer #9
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
0⤋
When I was way younger......I had sex on a sky ride going across a theme park and lost my panties. They fell straight to the ground.
2006-10-23 09:55:36
·
answer #10
·
answered by emotional blonde 5
·
0⤊
1⤋