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Went to take a drink of my slushy, turn went for it and the straw went up my nose and not my mouth...I pulled back and the straw was still suck in my nose....lol

2006-10-23 00:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 1 0

In sixth grade I peed my pants in the school yard.


Oh yeah.... there was this one time at work recently where my co-worker was speaking to a policeman... (his back was to me I was standing behind him... he was sitting at a desk) and I was trying to talk to her to tell her what was happening with a client... she kept shushing me and cutting me off and it was making me angry... so finally I said to her "WHAT.... DO I HAVE TO TALK CHINESE TO YOU?? (and went on to some) GNNE YA HO TOOO MEYYY" Then I saw the officer slightly lift his head and slightly turn towards me..... I saw the slight sland of his eyes and felt horrible...of course he was chinese...... and I felt like an a>>hole. I should have just walked a way.... but I went on to apologize... "I'm sorry-- I didn't know you were asian-- I wasn't trying to make offensive racial slurs--" .... then I walked away. My boss then walked by and asked me if I was ok and all I could say was: "Not now, Mark, I feel like such an A//hole" he just got wide eyed and was like "OK"..... After the officer left she went on and on about how culturely insensitive I was.... and my only rubuttal was "Well, how did I know...and what are the odds that a Cleveland Police officer would be oriental???" (it's just not common here) that was over two months ago and it still gets brought up by co-workers.....

2006-10-23 07:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by who me? 3 · 0 0

The most embarrassing thing I had ever did in public was when I was playing volleyball during gym class. When I try to hit the volleyball over the net, all of the kids yelled at me and made me completely nervous. It was THE most embarrassing moment of my life.

2006-10-23 07:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by Louise Smith 7 · 0 0

I sleep walk sometimes. One morning i awoke in a bus-stop, naked and with abig hard-on. Now that is funny enought, but it was 10am in the centre of london. I wasnt embarassed until I got on a bus and couldnt pay. How embarassing is that!.

2006-10-23 07:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was at a restaurant with family and friends, carrying my tray of food, I slipped, and went down on the floor, and was laying in coffee, fries, relish, mustard and a hot dog. I tried to get up, grabbed a table leg, turned around, and saw people laughing...What could I do but laugh at myself?

2006-10-24 07:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by JoJoCieCie 5 · 0 0

when i was younger i was in tae kwon doe classes and you have to do this one streatch where your laying on your back and you bring your legs up and over your heads as far as you can then slowly bring them back to the floor well i went a little to slowly and let everyone know i was there with this very loud fart ill never live that one down *blushing*

2006-10-23 07:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by Loki 2 · 0 0

I fell down and scraped my knees on the ONE day I wore a dress to school - picture day, fourth grade

2006-10-23 07:37:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

run around in a cloth diaper in a park out of a dare

2006-10-23 07:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

FARTED AND **** IN MY PANTS AT THE SAME TIME:HAD THE RUNS.
AND RUNNING I DID:WENT STRAIGHT HOME LEAVING A TRAIL:WAS WEARING SHORTS,FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
THANK GOD:MOST FOUND IT HIGHLY AMUSING AND TOLD ME THEIR OWN MOST EMBARRASSING STORIES TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD AGAIN.
TX FOR THAT STILL!!!!!!!

2006-10-23 07:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I lost my bikini top at the beach

2006-10-23 08:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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