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Theoretically, I'd drink copious amounts of red wine until I threw up, then I'd try to walk home, roll around on the front lawn for a while, stagger inside, sleep with the shirt on and hope I'd wake up again.

2006-10-22 22:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by jammer 6 · 2 0

I did that once when I was drunk off my &SS. I guess I was trying to impress the girl I was with. What a moron. I stood up. Gave a tarzan yell. Ripped my shirt off my body. I tossed it in the burning fire. I kinda had to quit drinking because of the stunts I would pull. Yes I got laid that night. =)

2006-10-22 22:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I just have to wear it all the time and it annoys my wife so much that the shirt will get ripped during washing or drying.

2006-10-23 05:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by JD 3 · 0 0

I would like to ruin it washing off all of my favorite actors after a hard day of shooting. Just line 'em up. :-)

2006-10-22 22:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by Shadowtwinchaos 4 · 0 0

A leaking ballpoint pen in the pocket.

2006-10-22 23:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by Windsong 3 · 0 0

first I must be a loose or mad man to do it but I will give the shirt to some one who needs it.

2006-10-23 00:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Bharathi 4 · 0 0

Wash in hot water with wrong colors.

2006-10-22 23:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by LisaFlorida 4 · 0 0

Spaghetti sauce, most difficult to remove.
Or:
Give it to your ten-year old sister with a pair of scissors, tell her she can make her Barbie a new dress.

2006-10-22 22:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 1 0

I'd have some broad with great big knockers rip it off of me.

2006-10-22 22:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 1 0

bleach....bleach bleach....lol....thatll do it. put it in the washer with a cup on normal cycle and voila!...its ruined

2006-10-22 22:21:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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