2006-10-22 21:50:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't believe in horoscopes - BUT - considering the rash of disembowelments perpetrated by penguins lately, I don't think you should go in.
2006-10-22 21:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why not take a day off?
You avoid facing this ugly disembowelment.
Go to the city,And don't worry.The only things there that might look like a penguin over there are nuns:I never heart a nun killing or disemboweling some one:you are quit safe there
Yes:I never saw some one talking a penguin for a walk in the park:so you can go there too.
If,by any bad luck you run into one in the park:climb up a tree and call 911.The chance is big that one of the rescue crew gets picked on:he or she has the same horoscope for today:so don't you worry:have a great day.
2006-10-23 05:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah...just call in sick. I live in Australia, so it's already tomorrow here, and your horoscope says that if you've survived the penguin attack, you will meet the man/woman of your dreams, and live happily ever after in a cute little house with a white picket fence. You don't want to miss out on that, do you?
2006-10-23 04:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by musicguru_62 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, just make sure you have a baseball bat with you when you go in the penguins enclosure. Horoscopes are there to help you make decisions after all... well so they say...
2006-10-23 05:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by charleymac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the zoo is safe. All the penguins went into advertising years ago.
2006-10-23 04:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by Ragnarok 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which horoscope are you reading??????? Mine just tells me I might go to jail if I attempt to fight the authorities of the township of whom stole my personal equipment!!! and have twice now.
Don't quit your job, they can't be found anymore to replace. Just don;t go near the penguins for a few days, best luck, dump that website, and you'll forget all about it by Tuesday!
2006-10-23 04:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by helenlane_kia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your retaliation in first. Munch a penguin for lunch.
2006-10-23 04:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your in charge of your own destiny. Show that penguin who's boss....
2006-10-23 04:55:40 · answer #8 · answered by Ad Just 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah..run far far away...
watch out for the penguins
2006-10-23 04:53:39 · answer #9 · answered by DOMINATUS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, seriously! Get out of there now
2006-10-23 05:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by Mystery lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋