Shoo him out? Cook breakfast? Let him watch cartoons on the tube?
2006-10-22 17:44:53 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Check to see that he still had both eyebrows, if so I'd surruptitiously shave one off. Then I'd fetch him a coffee, make sure he was no longer in a halucinogenic state and tell him that last night he'd renounced his presidency to the world and that it was binding. I'd then send him out on a shooting expedition with Dick Cheney for the day and hope for the best/worst (depending on which side of the fence you're on). After that I'd burn my couch...
2006-10-24 15:12:06 · answer #1 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make him a cup of coffee and watch the all Bush channel FOX news.
2006-10-23 00:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a conversation with him over a nice cup of coffee
2006-10-23 01:28:59 · answer #3 · answered by Bijou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd draw dirty stuff on his face with a permanent marker and take pictures. Then I'd blackmail him for a whole lot of money. Not because I don't like him, but because he has a whole lot of money and I only have a little bit.
2006-10-23 00:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by bbchicki 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Offer him breakfast and a good cartoon.
2006-10-23 00:48:54 · answer #5 · answered by Christina 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd ask him to help me get the kids ready for school, then take him to breakfast (I'd make him pay, though)
2006-10-23 00:49:57 · answer #6 · answered by Daphney T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the cops
2006-10-23 00:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Math geek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boil eough water for two cups of coffee and offer to let him use my phone. (no long distance)
2006-10-23 01:04:09 · answer #8 · answered by Beware the fury of a patient man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd "take the money and run" - Steve Miller Band;)
2006-10-23 00:47:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him for a hand-out since he has helped many to the poor farm.
2006-10-23 00:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Delta Charlie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋